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im so excited

kuh-no

every main character in star wars carries significant political weight & the worldbuilding has multiple intricate political systems interacting with & clashing with each other... that's the whole plot

life is so beautiful on marijuana

"I like star wars but i wish there weren't so many politics." HEY JIMMY, GIVE ME A BURGER WITH NOTHING

then watch something else??

TELL ME

i believe you

yeah and i tear up a bit

thank you!!! im really proud of myself :)

that looks like it fully restores your HP

I love the outside, I just can't be in direct sunlight or I die

don't worry i only use my powers to thwart evil

thank you!! i just started a new workout journal because i filled up my old one!!!

im like somebody who goes to the gym & likes going this is very different than me from just a couple years ago who HATED going to the gym & that's called character development

idk what you drive but i thought you would like my choice :3

tell them to change it to Supernatural (TNT is always playing it)

mini cooper

so if i have a grievance against someone, it's real

especially since everyone thinks im so quiet, when i do speak up they listen bc they know im famously patient & never lose my cool

just know if i start a sentence with, "I just think it's funny how..." you're about to hear the most devastating true assessment of someone's character—or lack thereof

devastating

im tryna get her ass fired so bad

she'll never see this which almost makes me sad, then again she's resigned to facebook hell so, that's it's own sort of punishment

im white women's worst nightmare

i sure love complaining about my problem coworker to my GM who has told me multiple im his favorite, it sure feels good to laugh at her bitchass w/ our boss ugh i needed that

Dragon Age Inquisition, i think im almost at the end

i should poke holes in your tires

oh my god she thinks people think she's racist "just because im white" STFU MAGA BITCH WE CAN SMELL YOUR STANK