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09.05.2025 05:25
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Our ancestors didn’t die of dysentery on the Oregon Trail just so you could die from drinking unpasteurized milk in your beige McMansion.
My pee was blue 2x in a row over the last 24 hours and then went back to normal when I tried to collect a sample so now both my body and the government are gaslighting me
I need say no more...
Anyone else notice their fingerprints on the tape while wrapping presents and think “Ooop, better not do any murders today…”
Oh just me? Cool.
Ugly sweater contest at the Red Rocks Preview tonight? I committed a few years ago to participate when Utah marketing tries to do things
AND
to get less insecure about things, especially in front of my son. I'm quite insecure and self-conscious normally but I don't want my son to learn that
The Acolyte show ended in July. It's still being talked about regularly, trends daily and has a fan base that is loud and proud for a S2, yet Disney doesn't want to renew it. I am bewildered as to why they don't want finish the story.
Lesley, the cast and the fans deserve better.
20 minutes into Skeleton Crew Ep #1. I’m hooked. Kids argued and complained they didn’t want to watch it for the first few minutes, but they’re hooked now too. #starwars
Tomorrow (Wednesday), the statue of Martha Hughes Cannon will be unveiled in the US Capitol Rotunda, as one of Utah's two representative citizens.
It's been a long time coming.
I don't know about anyone else but I think Star Wars has been great this year. Really looking forward to 2025 and beyond with the franchise.
Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
So, the very same Republicans who said they blocked the release of the House ethics report on Matt Gaetz because he is no longer an elected official, are vowing to further investigate Hunter Biden, who is not now, and has never been, an elected official?
Do I have that about right?
Utah’s senior Sen. Mike Lee did not offer any remarks at Mitt Romney’s send-off on the Senate floor.
Bluesky: The #1 social media app for getting me off of social media.
Slow. Clap.
Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again
Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
BREAKING NEWS: MATT GAETZ WITHDREW FROM HIS AG NOMINATION YALL
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”
every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
Hard to argue with that!
Probably depends on your barber, or maybe your therapist? Do either of them offer massage?
It has to be influenced by the “Show More/Less Like This” button though, right? The feature just HAS to work somehow… otherwise I’ve wasted so many hours telling it to show me fewer cats. 😭
I really couldn’t care less if you use the Sky as an echo chamber, a debate stage, or a place to scream into the void - For the love of everything intelligent, please make it obvious which side of whatever you’re talking about you’re on. Mining people’s feeds to see if they suck is exhausting.
Introduce yourself with 4 video games 🎮
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End
Kingdom Hearts
Portal 2
on the bright side, maybe the collapse of the internet into competing social media platforms and a flood of AI slop will drive us all back to reading.
If that’s the standard for existing here, you might need to move to the moon. But as others have pointed out, the block and mute functions here actually work!
nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.