Is being mature code word for losing respect for elders

I hate people that acknowledge when you trip

I know I’m going to cause chaos at 30 by simply saying I’m middle aged cuz I have every intention of only living to like 74

I feel like they’re making public toilet seats to where it’s uncomfy to sh!t. Cuz I feel like every toilet seat isn’t wide enough of a spread for me to sh!t. My cheek are still touching like I have to do maneuvers to spread them and ion like that

Working on yourself to be a better person and feeling like not only was it a waste of time but like it caused more disturbance to your peace is the worst

When people tell me not to text and walk I get so irritated cuz first off we don’t know each other why you speaking to me and secondly I’m watching TikTok mind your business

I love that people tell me I have good music taste and I be putting them on

I hate when a song has a feat and isn’t a remix….. talk you through it would be so good without FLO on there like and it’d be rude if kwn did a remix for a solo but Jesus Christ I want just her like tell me more 😈ugh

I hate old people why would you pick the one chair next to me and there’s 8 more to choose from the phone is on speaker and I was sitting here all alone

Do you know people put they car in park at red lights 😐

I hate people that get grills before getting they teeth fixed like no not veneers a cleaning. Invisalign. Cavities and root canals. Like bro you’re such a bop for that 💀 why bring attraction to your yellow cracked stinky teeth

I know I’m mentally tapped bro. I saw this tt about a man and his friend told the hoes he was gay to crack right and he was mad rightfully so. I was like hypothetically if I was a boy and I did that to my homie I’d tell the most crackable hoe I lied cuz I think he bigger than me. 💀 win win

Something about the older generation being with men that have to scroll through Facebook to find your birthday just doesn’t sit right with me you’re too old to be that desperate

Did you know when you’re submissive your head tilts down

Also don’t trust people who use the ebrake every time they park. Who told you to do that stupid shit. How many times have you pulled off with it still active fucking up your car doing unnecessary shit to feel like a pilot twisting and flipping shit on fucking dummy

My biggest driving pet peeve is people who are on the highway and don’t know when to just let off the gas and when to brake cuz bro you’re hitting the brakes every five seconds and choosing to ride ass is gonna piss me off

I love that women can talk from stall to stall and it be a good experience. I sneezed and she said bless me and I said thank you and we both giggled and other times somebody’s said oh you’re shoes are cute or can I have tp. Like I love that honestly

a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man . ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .

You know how much bad shit you’ve had to do to get caught and just comply. 💀like dawg you’re literally just like yea ima take that

If you’re sruoid enough to see a glocked up Elmo pfp and think Ahh pale brethren. Maybe reconsider thinking you’re an elite race. Dummy

I love that growing up never had name jealousy or was called by first name last letter. But being an adult and all these kids have my name and I’m like haha they’re gonna tell you they met a you before haha they probably been cooking jokes for you too. Haha

I remember when I was younger yt kids used to steal my swag and the moms would say I was a bad influence. Sharon you raised a generational thief yet I’m the bad influence. I’m supposed to gate keep my personality like babes I didn’t even know I was influential til you brought it up

I’m a polite public restroom user like I don’t intermittent flush because I don’t like the water sprays but I will hold everything in until you leave the bathroom and I be fighting for my life but I think that people can look at my shoes and be like that’s the Stanky one like I could’ve not cared

I feel so bad for boy moms cuz imagine your son been musty his whole life and then 1 day he’s in the shower for 2 hours and still come out musty like double whammy

Am I tripping or do phone screens crack easier now

When in pain everything overstimulates me and I think that the fatigue from the pain keeps me from crashing out because I don’t have the energy to complain or spazz but oh my lorddddd i was cramping bad yesterday and this weirdo was smacking her belly while we were on the elevator I wanted to scream

It takes everything in me to not be rude to people that don’t acknowledge others like am I not human? Cuz If I punch you I bet I would be huhhhh

Nah but I mean you both have money y’all just can’t seem to find somebody you like

I love being around people that enjoy my intrusive thoughts like encourage them actually

Men that flirt in front of a woman’s kid is disgusting like bro tuck it down for a moment

I never knew high functioning depression was a thing. I go to therapy and have a psychiatrist. Have been for 8 years. Not once did a dr even suggest a deeper situation just medicated the symptoms to stop it when there could be an easier way.