C.T. Idlehouse/LadyChelseaoftheVoid 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸

look, the two catloaves are nearly purr-pendicular! _|

#catloaf #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

I have no respect for the Trump family

but I'd listen if #Ivanka decided to tell her story, because its more than likely she was a victim.

#epsteinfiles #ivanka #trump #csa

and we deserve whatever we get.

we failed #Gaza
we failed #children
we failed #women
we failed #transpeople
we failed #peopleofcolor

most Americans can't even afford to eat now.

I just find it impossible to #hope at this point.

look, Kamala Harris sponsored a deal to send billions to Israel and I do not approve of that. she also had several controversial laws about trans women being transported to men's prisons.

yeah, having to go with the lesser evil is bullshit. I'm well aware. but America chose the worst choice

setting up Noem as an envoy to Latin America is like setting up Hitler to be an envoy to Poland

#wtf #kristinoem

"I'm on a 1200 calorie #diet right now and I'm losing so much weight"

cool, I'm eating oreos and delighting in your rage at the audacity of a #fatgirl eating #carbs in your presence

then I'm gonna do a strength workout out of love for myself instead of hate just to piss you off more

the world needs less fence-sitters and more face-sitters

don't be problematic when you can be based and bounce on it

#morefacesitting #bounceonit

"people are gaining the weight back after taking ozempic"

wow, its almost like people are taking those drugs without making the big lifestyle changes to needed to maintain the weight loss, depending on the shot to do everything

#weird #ozempic

ladies, treat him right

offer him breakfast in bed

then straddle his face

😉🥵👿👅

a woman with green hair and a shirt that says mexico on it ALT: a woman with green hair and a shirt that says mexico on it

chuds: "dont do all that strength bullshit, stick to cardio"

shut up before I shove a steel bar up your ass and out your mouth and make you my new benchpress

#biteme #shehulk

found my old teen study bible which has loads of disinformation packed into it

like this "advice" column comparing premarital sex to putting animals in a microwave

WHAT

#arechristiansokay #exchristian #exvangelical #wtf #religion

i found my old teen study bible

i wrote in it a few years ago and even drew tits in it lol

"BLASPHEMY RECORD
✅️ drew tits in the Bible"

#lol #exchristian #exvangelical

"It's okay, I didn't take it that seriously," she lied unconvincingly

look at at milo's vampire fang!

"i not vampire, i kitty"

true, he is sleeping in sunlight

#catpire #milo #kitty #cats #catsofbluesky

I just want to build the fattest, juiciest ass and then deny all men's requests.

Like, wait a minute, you don't like muscles on women, remember? Glutes are muscles!

#mymilkshake #allthatass #fatass

things I trust more than Donald Trump:

--me around cake
--bears (both the animal and the hairy leather daddy)
--farts
--my period on its "last" day
--my cats around breakables
--them hoes

#fuckoff47 #thingsitrustmore

if people could really choose their sexual orientation, would women ever choose men?

like...statistically speaking, they're the most dangerous choice

why would women ever CHOOSE men????

#lgbtqia #notachoice #seriously

so, just like white people putting the Mexican flag on their cars to distract ICE agents, cis people should cross-dress to waste police officers' time

#kansas #crossdress #wastetheirtime #driverslicense

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dad: I should have spanked you more as a kid

wow, what an emotionally mature thing to say to your daughter

please tell me more about how you failing as a parent is my fault

NO I WILL "SEND THIS POST" TO YOU FUCKING BOTS

there i go again

making things awkward

sigh

I name the nagging #voice in my head that doubts everything I do. Its name is #Kyle.

"No one likes you." Shut the fuck up, Kyle.

"She's much prettier than you. You could never be that pretty." Beauty is subjective, Kyle. Shut up.

"You'll be alone forever." Stuff it, Kyle.

wanna cry

wanna fuck

wanna eat ice cream and cry

wanna scream

want to punch a Republican in the face

wanna cry again

wanna take enough ibuprofen to never have a period again

wanna mail my uterus to congress with a bomb inside it

WANNA FUCKING RIP MY FACE OFF

#pms

if perceive something you say as bitchy, just know that I'm PMSing really bad and I fucking hate your guts

but not really

kisses

*punches you in the face*

*but nicely*

#pmsbelike #imsuffering #iwannacry #gimmechocolate

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying number one how dare you ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying number one how dare you

me: *asks a genuine question*

*gets bitchy answer*

me:

#fuckyoutoo

the #American gov't warning about #terrorism is fucking rich

you have literally sent terroristic goon squads on American civilians and pardoned thousands of unstable insurrectionists

other countries need to do whatever is possible to take down #Trump and #Netanyahu

I want a milkshake and to kick a pedophile's dick up his asshole so he can fuck himself and not kids

Bubba Trump, you really want to make the world safe, kill yourself

please record it for proof

#8647 #war #iranwar #iranwarpt2 #ww3

I say we actually have the elitists' children fight in the war like it was suggested in Hunger Games

then again, they dont care about children except when they want to abuse them or when they're unborn

#sendtherichkids #hungergames #mockingjay