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If this doesn’t come to the Switch 2 I’ll be livid!

The privacy screen on the new Galaxy S26 Ultra is a game-changer for opening Bluesky in public on a Friday. 😆

A photo of the front of the box of a Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra.

She's here. 😍

This is worth a read!

Polanski responds to Mahmood’s criticism of his visit to Calais, where she accused him of "encouraging" small boat crossings. He rejects this as a "string of lies" from a "discredited Government". He explains his visit was humanitarian—filling water tanks and witnessing the "brutality" of camp life—to advocate for "safer and managed routes". ​The letter’s climax is a brutal callback to 2015, where Polanski quotes Mahmood’s own words from a trip to Lesbos. Back then, she argued that "the push factor is either death or the slow torture of a temporary life" and that refugees "do not have choices". Polanski concludes by suggesting Mahmood "have a word with the younger Shabana," who "seemed like a really decent person".

@zackpolanski.bsky.social handed Home Sec. Shabana Mahmood her arse yesterday.

It's worth a read!

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‘HOPPERS’ is now Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes at 96%

• Highest-rated original Pixar film in almost 10 years.

Read our review: bit.ly/HoppersDF

Like we haven't seen a diaper rash on an arsehole before.

If these people are found to be working for a foreign power, Keir Starmer will be personally responsible. Whereas when a senior Reform colleague is jailed for ten years for taking bribes from Russia, that is nothing to do with me.

Release the Epstein Files

Paloma Faith, "Why do people keep voting for the bad guys?"

Zack Polanksi, "People vote for the bad guy because they're in their feelings, of hate and fear"

"What's great for us - the Greens - is love and hope, which are stronger emotions"

Animal crossing 🤝 Covid

Pokopia 🤝 War

Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?

Labours attitudes towards water companies is one of the starkest examples of how they'll do anything to protect the status quo.

The case for water nationalisation is so bloody obvious to everyone - yet they'll do anything they can to keep the failed privatisation experiment.

That is a confession.

Like we haven't seen a diaper rash on an arsehole before.

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Raskin is so good on his feet -- he pivots based on the answers he actually gets & asks clear & non-compound questions. That's hard enough, but then he does it at a cadence that ratchets up the pressure on Noem.

Probably as close to a TV/movie cross-exam as you'll ever see in real life.

The image shows a UKIP Facebook post claiming a "takeover" of Hull, though the visual reality suggests a turnout better suited for a garden shed than a revolution. A handful of individuals stand on a nondescript pavement, including a man in a suit clutching a microphone as if addressing a stadium and a woman sporting a chest-mounted GoPro for a "crowd" that could be outmanned by a moderately busy bus stop. The comment section immediately clocks the desperation, with the top reply accurately noting that this "uprising" is roughly the size of a well-attended stag do, proving that while they brought the flags, they clearly forgot to bring the people.

A turnout so pathetic it could comfortably fit into a single Nando’s booth.

I'm 36 next month. 🙃

That isn't a euphemism.

And there I was, having a banana before my test to "calm me."

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TOMORROW!

I must apologise for Richard Stupid Tice not understanding that no gas or oil is ‘our own’ because Maggie Thatcher sold it off, so it is all sold by private companies on the global market. Norway did not sell theirs off and now have a sovereign wealth fund of £1.6trillion.

President Macron, "The United States of America and Israel decided to launch military operations (against Iran)"

"They were conducted outside international law, which we cannot approve of"

Now the luvvies flock to the greens! Lifelong labour voter Paloma faith says Zack Polanski is exactly what we need

The Daily Fail having a go at me and Paloma - camp!

Join.greenparty.org.uk

That isn't a thing here. Haha.

I prefer to not risk my life. 🤣

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