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Liz

@pancakepaladin

Attorney at Wizards of the Coast, disclosing only because I have to. This is a personal account and all opinions are personal and my own and hopefully at least kind of funny. I hope you like deadlifts and dogs and unapologetically hate fascism.

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Another “going to live rent free in my head” game.

07.03.2026 04:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@atabatabai.bsky.social oh my gosh! I loved FF7. I had a fan website that was one giant copyright infringement. When we made our FF MTG set, I went looking for it back in the way back machine. It was very “graphics design is my passion” and now I am a lawyer. Ah well, I had a lot of guestbook sigs.

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guys, I’m from New York. Is Markwayne like, a real name?

05.03.2026 21:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s evolutionary bro science but between the fact that I just don’t sleep once it hits 11 and that I have a new football player crush, I’m pretty sure I inherited all the cave-woman-takes-night-watch genes. oh hi bam bam

www.instagram.com/reel/DVWiPBX...

04.03.2026 07:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I use AI in work daily and almost none of it for “law stuff.” It has been a game changer for easily falsifiable corporate bullshit (hi, spreadsheet formulas) and frees up my time for the larger questions I struggled to find time for (in-house, so my calendar is wild.)

04.03.2026 06:24 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“How many showers equals a depression” was a metric I stumbled upon in law school.

04.03.2026 06:21 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I still feel pretty strongly about this.

open.substack.com/pub/noodlein...

04.03.2026 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 👍 13107 🔁 5306 💬 88 📌 184

This is ludicrous. The charge may be the same, but the facts are utterly different. This is the sort of thing you say when you’re looking for an excuse to capitulate without it seeming like capitulation. Nobody familiar with both cases could seriously claim they’re remotely analogous.

04.03.2026 02:23 👍 1714 🔁 406 💬 11 📌 15

Sometimes I read things I wrote and wish to death I had the benefit of an editor. Alas.

03.03.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re looking at Iran and thinking “Kind of seeeeeems like a war?” then I’d encourage you to continue interrogating what the admin is telling you. For sure, there are all kinds of technicalities that lawyers can argue about but you have eyes and ears and a brain; you’re not crazy. It’s war.

03.03.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Who can connect with young men,” I ask as I set up my Steam Deck on my hotel TV before crushing an energy drink and going to the gym as WWIII starts.

03.03.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The thing about forever wars is you don’t really know if you’re in one until it’s too late, which is a good reason not to start a war on a lark.

03.03.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dems should politicize the heck out of this war—on unconstitutionality, strategy, national interest, US deaths, negative economic impact, you name it.

As @gregsargent.bsky.social argues, don’t focus on procedure only, fearing accusations of weakness. The public and press are already quite negative.

03.03.2026 15:18 👍 403 🔁 112 💬 16 📌 6

Thinkin’ maybe that coffee on the 9:30 pm plane ride was poor judgment.

03.03.2026 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Motion for the next No Kings Rally to be turned into a Draft Barron Trump rally.

03.03.2026 05:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@alanrozenshtein.com Only a little bit in but after Malazan, City of Stairs was a solid book rec. if I can return: Suneater Series (if you want Dune meets Lovecraftian horror) and Lies of Locke Lamora (heists!!!)

03.03.2026 05:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A+

03.03.2026 05:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look, I’ve thought about how I’d survive the apocalypse as much as the next person but this is why we have RPGs.

03.03.2026 05:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know it’s an evangelical thing but I’ll ask anyway: WHY do we WANT to bring about Armageddon?

03.03.2026 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, I cannot recommend “The A Mirror” by @shannonvallor.bsky.social enough (and I’m bullish on some adoptions of AI.)

03.03.2026 03:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In non-WWIII news, the Supreme Court has denied cert in Thaler v. Perlmutter, leaving in place the DC Circuit’s decision denying copyright to wholly AI-generated works. This will leave for another day hard labor and industrial policy questions about hybrid works generated in part by AI.

02.03.2026 17:19 👍 170 🔁 48 💬 3 📌 5

Saaaaame

02.03.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it were just this, sure: Anyone could carelessly quote an inoffensive post from someone who turns out to be vile. But if you do it after a whole controversy about a Nazi tattoo, and then gush about a rabidly antisemitic podcast, either you’ve got a toe in the swamp or HORRENDOUS judgment.

02.03.2026 16:36 👍 83 🔁 13 💬 10 📌 0

@emilypeck.bsky.social @espiers.bsky.social @felixsalmon.com

If I get one more ad for perimenopausal collagen and unrelated “pelvic floor therapy” (dear advertisers: we both know these things don’t need to vibrate)…

02.03.2026 01:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could live with “dude gets dumb tattoo in USMC” because that’s legible to me (look, I knew a lot of these growing up — not saying it’s great but am saying people get to change.) But this shit is ridiculous.

02.03.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reading this, again, you get the sense that someone at Anthropic knows how the intel community misleads by using definitions of words that are different than everyone else believes. And the people at OpenAI simply don't know or don't care about that.

01.03.2026 17:40 👍 1412 🔁 324 💬 23 📌 12

This is a bombshell: "the Pentagon wanted the company to allow for the collection and analysis of unclassified, commercial bulk data on Americans, such as geolocation and web browsing data"

This kind of agenda echoes the defunded Total Information Awareness effort, post-9/11

01.03.2026 19:26 👍 2322 🔁 1029 💬 53 📌 62

The young at work explained to me that she’s actually a little girl in a cat costume?

01.03.2026 18:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if people are using classified information to place bets, then theoretically others can analyze betting behavior to find signals that reveal classified information.

01.03.2026 03:28 👍 3455 🔁 943 💬 44 📌 35