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Zach Hazard πŸͺ¨

@zachhazard

International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, Β½ of Fallout Multiplayer with Mikeburnfire, US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).

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Jill after RE5. β€œNah, fuck all that.”
#residentevil

05.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

GOD DAMN IT, RANDY

06.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The people demand art of the sorceress.

It’s me, I’m people.

01.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not Soghorn!

01.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are nice chickens

26.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gg army no rerez

21.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

New entirely useful acronym for you.
Use freely.

12.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a green frog is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie . ALT: a green frog is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .
04.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been enjoying taking photos.

27.01.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yo holy shit, Kerfus’ cousin works at The Strat

25.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy next to me at baggage claim moved his shoe and it made rubber_duck_squeak.mp3 I swear to god.

24.01.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shit, the Atomic Museum has a B-54 Special Atomic Demolition Munition. I didn’t know any were actually on public display.

19.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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On January 19, 2026, I Zach Hazard, became the first moron in human history who would return a rental car cleaner than he got it.

Truly a momentous day.

19.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other in front of a building . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a building .
18.01.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There needs to be a β€œsleeptime” version of Adderall so that I don’t lie in bed until 6AM trying to sleep but my brain won’t shut the fuck up and keeps playing the same 3 seconds of a song over and over again.

18.01.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

She have class,
She have sass,
But most important,
She cannot see over own ass.

17.01.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, that RE9 showcase DID NOT inspire confidence.
-Monster Hunter World weapon sharpening.
-REMEMBER CHAINSAWS FROM RE4?!?!
-Item crafting.
-REMEMBER BABY FROM RE8?!?!
-Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Hamilton Watches Hamilton Watches Porsche Porsche
-spoils entire plot twist at 11:40

16.01.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Announcing our first documentary πŸ™‚πŸ™ŒπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
This has been our project, from @devinsanluis.bsky.social POV, covering the work of rescue workes in Ukraine during russian assault of our cities.
All support to the channel and our future projects is highly appreciated.

Link gonna be below πŸ‘‡πŸ”—

12.01.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"gemini needs to feel safe and loved to generate quality output" we used to beat the shit out of office printers

01.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Tsuchinoko real

11.01.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

He's a cutie

07.01.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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According to all the art on my fyp it’s Cammy’s birthday. So here’s some abandoned fanart.
#cammywhite #streetfighter

06.01.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would you drink liquid tire fire?

01.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy new year.
I did a drawing.

01.01.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day

29.12.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 5465 πŸ” 1192 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 48
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If I put this on a g19 it would be pretty similar to the RE3R G19.

25.12.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, it’s time to be PSD for Santa so nobody tries to steal presents.
You’re definitely on the naughty list.

25.12.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry Chrysler TV-8, everyone!

25.12.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh boy, 3:30 AM. Better post a gun pic.

25.12.2025 08:34 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0