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Benevenstanciano

@tmsparks

Don’t wake me up and throw your failures in my face it’s Sunday for Christ’s sake

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Fiiiiine

10.03.2026 00:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are always saying “wow you’re so tall you must not be able to see shit”

09.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wasn’t, I saw you two days ago

09.03.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You went to Lake Manly

On International Women’s Day

Wow

09.03.2026 11:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 02:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s 2 of 150 motherfucker

07.03.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah I used to be friends with his sister’s best friend. He’s been a brat.

07.03.2026 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’d be surprised how far you can get just googling “how do i cook eggs in a stainless steel pan”

06.03.2026 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ve been breakfastmaxxing

06.03.2026 16:36 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s single player though. However UT2K4 is multi and free these days.

06.03.2026 05:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always talking shit about Connecticut and yet here you are J.Crewmaxing.

06.03.2026 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not just you

05.03.2026 21:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I DIDNT EVEN GET TO GO ON THE FERRARI ROLLER COASTER

04.03.2026 19:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I moved to the slave labor city so I could dodge taxes in my home country and now my home country won’t evacuate me!!!

04.03.2026 19:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah lets gooooooooo

04.03.2026 07:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing glasses sits on a couch in front of speakers ALT: a man wearing glasses sits on a couch in front of speakers
03.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have been to San Sebastián and it is one of my favorite places I’ve ever been.

03.03.2026 17:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man says i love the smell of commerce in the morning while another man stands behind him ALT: a man says i love the smell of commerce in the morning while another man stands behind him
03.03.2026 17:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is more about whether she likes Umphrey’s (no)

03.03.2026 15:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about Becky

03.03.2026 15:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a captain 's hat is looking at a piece of paper . ALT: a man wearing a captain 's hat is looking at a piece of paper .

“We’re all going to cape cod”

03.03.2026 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been wanting you guys to play Pier 17 for like 8 years

03.03.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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LaMP lights

01.03.2026 03:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cline

26.02.2026 02:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eh

26.02.2026 02:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy 70th Nels

26.02.2026 02:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*hundreds of dollars are charged on your credit card*

“I won the lottery”

25.02.2026 00:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s actually the whole second half of the video critiquing audience shots in UM livestreams

24.02.2026 23:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(I ran the extras on The Rip and was an extra in The Wolf of Wall Street.)

24.02.2026 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why Some Movies Feel More Alive
Why Some Movies Feel More Alive YouTube video by Thomas Flight

Here’s a video that captures why I am *personally*:
-bad at my job
-good at my job

In a single thumbnail!

24.02.2026 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0