There’s a growing cottage industry where wealthy criminals pay insiders to lobby President Trump to pardon them. While some call it a perversion of the Constitution, it’s a refreshing source of job creation in an otherwise unsteady economy.
My gravestone:
I was never happier than when I was away from you people.
Savage arrest thyself
Breaking…
“Online” is just too broad of a concept now. It doesn’t tell you anything. We’re now differentiating with “on socials” or “on insta” or “IRL”or “on zoom.” IRL is just one of many channels.
Not long ago the word IRL didn’t exist. It was just the default, the thing we’re all living in, and the word “online” was the thing that had to be differentiated. Now we’re at a point where online is losing its point.
My heart goes out to their families. Sorry for a morbid observation, but seeing this makes me realize that when you're in the military and they take a picture of you in front of the flag, it's for when this happens. War really is hell.
I can't even figure out what Lauren Boebert was hoping the answer would be. Even when I consider the Clintons' proven ethical transgressions, Hillary is by far the smartest and least corrupt person in that conversation.
hahaha. My guesses:
HB Ellison's Screen Viewing Emporium
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Paramount+HBO
Paramount+HBO Plus
Home Paramount Video (HPV)
HBOMaxMax
Oh please. You know how exciting this guy’s meetings just got? He’s rock hard 24/7 right now. “War is hell” my ass, Pete. You’ve been practicing saying “war is hell” in the mirror since you were twelve.
Will be hilarious when a Democrat takes over the position and Fox News makes corruption and bloat their lead story for a year.
Man I know we can’t hold ancient proto humans to today’s standards but let’s just call it what it was.
Trump's State of the Union address draws 32.6 million viewers, marking smallest audience yet
sadly I just thought of the version of the joke that would have worked, and it's a simple matter of starting with "MAGA voice: sure, when you've got Tourette's..."
Okay I tried making this joke and it really shit the bed. I'm posting a screenshot of it as penance. I don't actually want to say the word ever. I thought the "rap excuse" was a sad trope that I could make fun of. Blew it.
Okay I'm deleting. This was my attempt to mock people who use the "rap excuse." I thought my intent would read. Clearly it did not, and I apologize.
This was a joke fail on my part. I'm mocking the sentiment. On your side. Maybe I shoulda put it in quotes. I don't know. Guess it didn't work. Very sorry.
My friend, I was making fun of people who say this. I'm fully on your side. Sorry the joke didn't land.
whatever will animals do?
This is one of the coolest things America gives to the world.
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
why is the government releasing gay erotica
Haha republican congressmen don't actually have a problem with government spending. They have a problem with government spending on people who won't kick it back to them.
The artistic directors for every concert tour, halftime show, Vegas residency and closing ceremony just got an idea.
Been following this guy's career for a while. Glad to see him making a splash.
I worry wack people would take it the wrong way though
Thank you! Love you and love the community fandom. Unrelated, that is one of the worst pics I've ever taken. The other is me inexplicably in a cabbie hat. If anyone knows how to scrub photos from the internet, hmu.
I asked Gemini about this, but it might have spat out a hallucination. I have a vague memory of seeing, at Detroit Pistons games in Cobo Arena, a little person who sat at the scorer's table. Detroiters, do you remember this?
“I don’t think the robots are taking over. I think the men who play with toys have taken over. And if we don’t take the toys out of their hands, we’re fools.” — Ray Bradbury
