fumbling bee

there's nothing I hate more than the warm embrace of friendship

id be fumin

im thirsty for seltzer water rn

went to the muslim coffee shop for a mashalatte

framing this

minor crimes fetishist who gets off with a warning

don't think they've ported those out to real life from single-player action adventures yet

it's a shame that there's nowhere for people to hang without spending money now they've removed the gallows from the town square

it's yugi from yu-gi-oh looking happy

my grandpa's commander deck he assembled for sub-£50 from cards he found in the bin behind his local games store has no pathetic cards, kaiba

business casual sex

artillery mage mid? splendid

me flantering with the sexy bloodbag in the hospital refrigerated unit over text: hang on im tryna spell gorejuice

omg 😳👉👈 can u..... haha no it's silly 🥴 maybe ......steal the declaration of independence for me??? 🤣😫

thank you mouse please chew through the wiring for me

"resident evil" my landlord says when he finds out I infested my flat with ten billion termites after he kept £1.99 of my deposit

in my rizzless dreams, i see that clown

what's not to like

shoes that drive you crazy call that a cogfeetohazard

the only mlm im talking about is mlmmmm you're really hot

was the pain worth

why don't we just call reverse cowgirl "girlcow"

they call me the plumber the way i want to see u bend

what does this do

complaining about living in my transsexual ethnostate be like: this country's gone to the dogs

the andrew formerly known as prince

if i were prince andrew i wouldn't be sweating right now

odds so high they're evens

dnf at the xxx games :(

who would do this

sending my least favourite guy in the tribe to the local unwise woman