Frogbin ♐️

Oh dear, did the young master leave all his military bases within spitting distance of the provoked regime? Foolish boy.

i don’t even actually really even read all that much but i’m still reading laps around the average american

May I recommend egg-and-spoon racing?

All we hear is
radio kaka
radio poopoo

three bathrooms in this economy ok king

Yes! Im part of a local rent control working group thats trying to address this kinda stuff. Its just hard not to get upset about israeli apartheid when my country did apartheid also

Was better as a local delicacy, the tourists dont get it

Right sorry . What is it im sposed to do about the genocidal powergraspers again?

Im sorry the traffic is crazy!!

If I could pray some saintly sense into him I would rather that route, instead I must mutter dingy jokes to cope. (Plus my uttered oaths of sworn nonviolence expired years ago)

can he be my one exception?

I lose that fight for sure

Or what

Oh yeah?? Well would a tankie do THIS? *kisses u*

Banger

I call her hephanieee

you daren’t!

who’s askin’

Do you think americans can ever comprehend the depth of suffering their country has caused

Jokes on john harvey kellog, because cornflakes make me horny as hell

hey clawdbot, disable netanyahus pacemaker

how long until it goes singularity and breaks things!?

bombalayo, bombalaya

Hhahahahaaa incredible

A cockroach wing doth flap and flitter,
whence land upon the tadpole-sitter
says frogling nurse to flapping hum:
‘best move along lest wake my son’
‘Which one is he that you begot?’
The sitter shrugged, I love the lot

Tony hawk looking ill

i bet the bees and the trees know not of these. Staring for too long at squiggly lines you might pop, yourself!

anyone heard from mrs saxobeat?

Back of shirt: _disclaimer_ have never been to NY and therefore cannot be certain of whether I ❤️ it or not.

regina spektor, i presume