dry-drunk wife-beater-ass president
07.03.2026 11:48
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honestly if the administration was trying to install shohreh aghdashloo as the head of the iranian government it would factor favorably into my calculus
07.03.2026 03:43
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in new york city's seventh borough, the worst criminals are prevented by a coalition of muppets, vin diesel wearing a sable coat he cut the sleeves off of for some reason, and regular people, just like you. these are their stories.
07.03.2026 05:40
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scully and mulder crouched down talking to someone wearing a helmet
mulder: scully, you ever hear of the dork alien?
scully: if i'm not mistaken, we're looking at him
07.03.2026 10:39
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scene from antisocial (2013) where katy letterkenny is raising a drill to her forehead
me reading ur skeets
07.03.2026 10:17
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JESSE: so, like, you can just cook your own fruit roll-ups?
SCULLY: technically. but i wouldn’t recommend it
07.03.2026 09:44
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no i just think its incredibly funny that he's getting mad at you for gotchas and insisting you know what he means. it is a particularly brutal selve-own.
07.03.2026 09:49
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gotcha
07.03.2026 08:57
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me [in the less problematic idioms lab]: shit hog wallows
assistant: checking the colonial-imperialist meter. holding steady at 13%
me: what happens if we say shit hog swallow
[device goes crazy]
asst: woah! it does not like that! 62%
me: what is that. a labubu on a fidget spinner
asst: ya
25.08.2025 13:02
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me reading ur skeets
07.03.2026 08:39
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stammering in incredulity! truly!
07.03.2026 08:32
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i could make both of them Worse
07.03.2026 08:31
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b a n g e r
07.03.2026 08:30
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emotional support tyler durden
07.03.2026 08:28
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wait was this in response to your story
07.03.2026 08:29
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iran is the only country on earth willing to address intellectual property theft in terms that the thieves could possibly understand.
07.03.2026 08:28
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i remember narco that was next to graham platner's bar
07.03.2026 08:15
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it's fine but if i heard it in the club i would fall asleep
07.03.2026 08:03
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why has nobody else simply hit the button that removes Iran
07.03.2026 05:28
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if i was a bunch of weird orange floating lights i would be at the club
30.11.2025 12:24
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is the bird going to remix the song or does it help dig, i'm unsure what its role is in the process
07.03.2026 07:41
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why is there no extremely insane club mix of whitney houston's i wanna dance with somebody.
our society is sick and deranged. it should be put down and buried deep below long-term semiotics warning people to avoid our artifacts. this was never a place of honor.
07.03.2026 07:29
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this webbed site has the aioli
07.03.2026 06:55
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oh did people make a show about me
07.03.2026 07:15
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two sufficiently round democracies will not fight.
15.11.2023 19:27
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now kiss [i am breeding the world's most extreme petrostate]
07.03.2026 07:02
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this webbed site has the aioli
07.03.2026 06:55
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no those are britons not muppets it's a totally different thing
07.03.2026 05:52
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criminal: eyy, i'm gonna kill this broad
john leguizamo: why?
cookie monster: wouldn't you rather eat a cookie?
criminal: eyy, yanno what? i would rather eat a cookie
vin diesel: don't kill people. it's fucked up. [gives everyone cookies]
janet broad [gesturing]: keep 'em comin', pal
07.03.2026 05:46
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that's not the seventh borough
07.03.2026 05:44
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