sashi

tired of current events, i only want old events. babe wake me up when they decode the voynich manuscript

me: i'm CRASHING OUT i'm about to let you bitches HAVE IT ohh here it comes

me on teams: no objection from my side for these to go out once they’ve had the necessary review and approvals.

just had a generational crashout at 10:50pm on a teams group chat because two old hags who've been a blocker on my work dared to say that this shit is delayed because of ME

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

sports makes me so deeply unwell and i don't even have the illusion of choice like i do with media-based hyperfixations

i thought that insane all blacks win earlier in the day would be a good omen for williams in quali but BOY was i wrong.

my dad sent me a very overt charlos stan post on instagram with absolutely no comment. i don't know if he just clocked me or if he's also fujoing out

you're so extremely valid for this honestly, and i will absolutely start carrying an andretti hat with me for this exact purpose

i can bookmark 500+ thirst edits of max verstappen AND tell the ceo of f1 that i could do his job, and that's #range

and by yell i mean make a business case for less street tracks and sprint races. alas he is not on linkedin and i can't attach a powerpoint on why the lvgp is a flop

i fear i'm surpassing normal stan behaviour and have become a toxic male sports fan. because tell me why i looked up stefano domenicali on linkedin just to yell at him about what a bad business decision sprint races are

jesus that's so awful i'm so sorry 😞

i don't like the new season of wednesday but pugsley saying "that's right i am your bruh 🥺" really stuck with me. i love that boy

as much as i want mclaren to blow up, oscar is the goat and i want that wdc for him

DEPRESSION CANCELLED WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NVM LANDO OUT AND ISACK PODIUM I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

double ferrari dnf. i'm tired of this grandpa

and i for one am ready to post his bail

never mind, carlos sainz will kill them all himself after this race

group suicide in the dutch gp stewards room when

amazingly this has continued onto race day for not just the drivers but also every other department as well. especially the tv direction

i love when f1 summer break ends and the drivers come back and somehow completely forget how to drive. it's literally like bumper cars at zandvoort rn

max immediately asking about lance's hands in particular after his crash because of the medical trouble he's has with them OUGH. max verstappen you are the best person in this fuckdamn paddock 😭😭😭

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

inside me are two wolves (wanting to open up my work inbox to laugh at emails i'm ignoring vs. knowing i'll ruin my holiday by dreading next week's workload)

NAUURRRR justice for tooth!

I am fucking begging people to go to this website and do what it says and get rid of the AI summaries tenbluelinks.org

it somehow morphed into a hypoglycaemia attack and now i'm flat out and fucked up

experiencing the horrors (acid reflux) and missing her (my box of extra strength tums)