Hello, this is Benjamin, Sally's son. My mom unexpectedly passed from heart failure on Wed, Mar 26. My family invites her friends from all over the world to attend her Celebration of Life this Saturday at 11am Pacific. A livestream will be provided. www.plfryandson.com/tributes/Sal...
Hey how in the fuck am I supposed to know which meal plan to get if nobody lets you see some of the menus?!?!?!
What is the worst place to get a mosquito bite, and why is it behind my knee in the crack?
Good morning friends. 👋☕️
We pass by opportunities every day to see something beautiful, because we are burdened with the knowledge that democracy has died and don't look around for it.
There is so much beauty out there, keep an eye out for it. 🙂
Take some hugs and pass it around! 🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂🤗🫂
Tornado 🌪️ season is in high gear so start it off by antagonizing Satan. You’re going to blame him and LGBTQ for the trauma, anyway.
I have a very important question for our theologians. How does Yeshua like His steak and eggs? Well done my good and faithful servant.
Apparently you can now go into debt by doing the "pay later" option at fast food places. Same with Door Dash.
The fuck? Can you imagine losing your house because you made too many payment plans to feed yourself?
contentious. So how could I? How could I say things that were little barbs? Good people don't do that.
That's me, trying to control what others think of me. That's me, trying to people please. That's me, making myself small so I don't offend or upset anyone.
I'm coming to know that that's not
acceptance? Not hating myself for being imperfect? For being proud to learn from them so I can be better? More good?
What do you think?
sustainable. I can't be something I'm not, and that's perfect. I'm not perfect. I can't be perfect. I'm an imperfect human being, and I can be known as a good person, even though I have many faults. A good person will own up to them, and others can learn from it.
Is this what they mean by radical
Lil' #BPD 🧵
All I want in life is to be a good person. To be known as a good person. I'm fucking hilarious, but I keep my mouth shut because I don't want anyone to think I'm a mean girl or a bitch or whatever. Good people don't make those kind of jokes, right? They never say anything unkind or
A spherical, bulging section of a fallen branch with thick patterned bark
Wood oddity
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Cold bacon is not as good as fresh bacon, but it's not too bad. 🤷♀️
To be clear, sex in a Cybertruck is NOT called "cybersex."
It's called "masturbation."
Have a protein filled breakfast every morning and you will have eagle powers.
Mine cover everything with foil. It makes my teeth hurt just to think about it.
Oh Lord in Heaven George Michael, please watch over and protect the ones who are not "Too Funky" on a Monday.
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You're here because you care.
You're awesome.
One of my favorite things about Tom Cruise movies is he's always running.
"TOM CRUISE RUNNING!! TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!!"
And check what I found on YouTube? TOM CRUISE RUNNING!!
I think it's in his contract.
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But my lips hurt real bad!
