Brock

redraw of a meme

reparenting

Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: “hm the reverse polarized quarks futures market has inverted”

Quote post: “Why do you long for the day of the LORD? That day will be darkness, not light!”

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.

Painting of a badger wizard in a green robe and wizard hat reading a book while leaning against the side of a house and precariously holding a cup of tea.

Commission for Tredain!

TAPPER: You know that if you vote against an additional $50 billion of funding for operations in Iran, that vote will be cast as you voting against the troops.

CHRIS MURPHY: Come on. The American people do not want this war. If you support the troops, you should be voting against this war.

A wojack meme of a guy standing in the corner of a room holding a drink and wearing a party cone hat with his two cats standing around the room amongst their cat toys looking blissfully unaware of the human construct of time. The caption reads: they don’t know it’s daylight saving time.

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Best way to water the plants 🤩

"I spoke to a former schoolteacher, who started his own business. He says he can no longer compete with these Mexican imports despite providing a higher quality product. I'm fighting for small businessmen like Walter White."

Tina Fey, unwitting Nostradamus:

ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck.

ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m.

ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.

What an evening lays before us 🤩

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

@naomikritzer.bsky.social There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: nitewrighter Mar 26 me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDIATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.

A brown bear art doll being held up by a hand against a cream wall. He looks tired, and has one forepaw extended as if to say 'bro, I was sleeping??'

Wall shots of con-stock that have a particular 'put me down, I was SLEEPING' energy...
#art #artdoll #furryart #CANartist #bear

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

That pre dribble is top notch 🥵

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

James Acaster can get it

2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing

2026: “CEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

Image of an orange cat, squinting to the right. The image is rendered in a pseudo-Medieval Manuscript style.

Image of an African Wild dog with glasses. The image is rendered in a pseudo-Medieval Manuscript style, leaving the proportions a bit odd.

Image of a kitsune with blue lighting in their paws. They are white with dark tail tips, ears, and feet. The image is rendered in a pseudo-Medieval Manuscript style

Image of a yellow creature with long ears, whip like tail, and blue mane gamboling about. The image is rendered in a pseudo-Medieval Manuscript style

I am taking some digital commissions for psudo-Medieval manuscript style lil guys. Want a strange little guy? This is how you get a strange little guy! (These are designed to be feel a touched cursed in nature)

Each starts at $15

I will happily draw pets, OCs, furries, even a hooman or two

Oops it turns out that using the infinite military budget as a way to just funnel money to billionaires has consequences! Whoops!

Will at least this will sound really Alpha at The Hague.

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