Jessica Mary Best

Giving this a little bump. Free paperback of a queer YA dystopian romance! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

Book giveaway for You Pierce My Soul by Jessica Mary Best Feb 01-Feb 10, 2026 Enter to win one of 50 free copies available. Giveaway dates from Feb 01-Feb 10, 2026. We're giving away 50 ARCs of YOU PIERCE MY SOUL by Jessica Mary Be...

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On Calling Your Reps When The Main Thing Keeping You Going Is Spite (original song) YouTube video by Jessica Best

Made a lyric video, if you don't feel like clicking on sketchy box dot com links: youtu.be/_fHMOMEcPas

And let's link to 5 Calls one more time: 5calls.org

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Wrote a song about calling my (useless) red state senators, when fueled mostly by spite. (Alternate title: "I Hope I Make You Nervous.") app.box.com/file/2120161...
Obligatory link to 5 Calls: 5calls.org

Defund ICE (UPDATED 1/22) - SENATE VOTE THIS WEEK ⭑ 5 Calls Updates January 22, 2026: By a 220-207 vote, the House has passed H.R. 7147, the standalone DHS appropriations bill. Republican Rep. Massie (KY) voted …

Nothing I can say will ever impart my spineless Ohio senators with the slightest whiff of compassion or principle. I call them anyway, in the hopes it makes them nervous. 5calls.org/issue/dhs-bu...

Jo is playing the paladin and they are gonna knock it out of the park, I'm hyped!

I don’t know if a flood of calls at this moment asking for dissolution of DHS and abolishment, investigation, etc., of ICE and Noem will matter, but I made the calls - it’s easy to do, and it can’t be a flood without us.

Thank you for listening! Hope you enjoy ❤️🚀

every single official in a city invaded by ice thugs needs to do the exact same thing

Get more from Jessica Best on Patreon creating a concept album (and offering prose on the side)

Hey! Do you like DnD? Do you like music? I'm making a TTRPG-inspired concept album on Patreon! Each month, I'll alternate between posting demos & fully produced tracks til it's finished. I've assembled a ridiculously talented team; excited about this one! www.patreon.com/jessicamaryb...

Self-promotion feels weird given what the US is doing right now, but my health insurance premium *quintupled* in cost this year, so...

39. Ranch Supreme, the one dressing to end them all

...and that's it! Roughly $787 raised for World Central Kitchen(!) An auspicious start for the new year? Perhaps. Will I spend today reflecting on how lucky I am that I didn't have to share ranches 41-50, which started to get weird? Definitely.

38. Rnch, the post-apocalyptic ranch-like substitute

37. Ranchoo, ranch baby formula, for those who are raising their infants extra zesty

36. Glitteranch, see how it shines

35.Ranch for dogs. Enough said.

34. Striped ranch - this ranch has stripes in it!

33. Craft ranch - not to be confused with Kraft Ranch, this ultra sticky dressing is perfect when you need a mayo-based glue substitute

32. Pranch, the ranch dressing for those who simply love to prance about.

31. Branch, the ranch that’s part dressing, part stick

30. Journey Ranch, the ranch for long sea voyages- each bottle contains enough lemon juice to ward off scurvy, as well as all components of a working compass

29. Hamch - for too long, humans have had to choose between ham or ranch. No longer.

28. Do you ever wish there was a ranch that could talk to you, gently making you question your preconceived notions? Good luck with that. This ranch only makes a wordless guttural scream.

27. Tall ranch, the ranch placed on a high shelf such that those shorter than five foot five can’t reach it

26. Ranchly, a suite of ranch-based solutions

25. rAInch (Yes, it arguably has too many fingers; but for reasons never explained it is inevitable and we are all supposed to accept it.)

24. Curly ranch, for maximum definition and bounciness

23. Ranch soup, for those who like their dressing piping hot

22. Hover ranch, the dressing not bound by gravity