My gf: remember, my dad's really into hockey, so talk to him about that
Me: ok cool
[later at dinner]
Me: so do you think the ice feels pain when the foot swords cut into it
My gf: remember, my dad's really into hockey, so talk to him about that
Me: ok cool
[later at dinner]
Me: so do you think the ice feels pain when the foot swords cut into it
Kids today donβt care about demonic possession
Trump is owned by Pootie. Itβs so obvious.
In a week or two heβll cave. We have no functioning opposition party.
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that βitβs called Broad daylight because women light up the worldβ
international womenβs day
Seems to me that both Putin and Trump are working together to destroy the United States of America.
Introducing: BUTTASS! the ass that's a butt
hey everyone i just invented a new thing and since congress doesn't exist anymore we can just go ahead and do it, i'm calling it Citizen's Impeachment
27.9
Good thing we got rid of Biden. He was too old and might have done a bunch of crazy stuff.
"We take your money. It's great!" βPortland City Hall
Sheβs hideous. Part of the Stanford Pantheon of Hideousness. Remember Scott Atlas?
Condy the War Criminal. Another reason never to give money to Stanford.
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
WSJ headline that reads "breaking news: A federal brosecutor is pushing for criminal cases against Cuba's leaders, as Trump eyes the country as his next target for regime change"
We couldn't possibly try a second regime change war while we're in the middle of one regime change war already, could w- hang on, I'm getting a note
one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions
A funny moment in Portland. But not *that* funny. www.bojack2.com/2026/03/she-...
A funny moment in Portland. But not *that* funny. www.bojack2.com/2026/03/she-...
Noem, Noem, Nanette
Netanyahu: βThese So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Livesβ
Netanyahu: βThese So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Livesβ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/
I wonder if her lips will go back to normal now.