Screenshot of text message: "Oh wow looks so much bigger in the hand"
Even in full context this was hilarious and I may never stop laughing because men are nothing but fat, balding boys.
I do not give a damn about pardons, I don't care if we have to write new laws, I want everyone involved held accountable, right up to the top.
A lot of people think the military is just grunts and jarheads, but education is really very important. Woke shit like math and foreign relations help us anticipate how Iran might react if we deplete our arsenal bombing schools and pickup trucks.
Shit, the UK could have warned American citizens...
It looks increasingly likely that it was us, not Israel, that hit the Minab girls school and my blood is boiling.
I don't know about you guys, but I think I'll get a job working the soybean fields with Scott Bessent.
America is run by the human form of the This Is Fine meme.
A sampling of morning news notifications: Earth heating faster than thought, US loses 92k jobs, Gulf States pissed off.
Things are going great.
I’m Cuban American. For the sake of both countries, Trump’s siege must end | Danny Valdes
Surrender to fucking who? An F18 screaming by pushing Mach 3?
THERE'S NOBODY ON THE HROUND TO SURRENDER TO.
We've got the watches, they've got the time.
Tate was trying to get to Dubai on a bus.
When they got to the Saudi border everyone was told to get off for passport and baggage checks and Tate decided to stay on - presumably because the bus was air conditioned and he didn't want to stand in a queue.
He then got detained by Saudi guards.
Good riddance to Kristi Noem. Her replacement won’t be an improvement | Moira Donegan
The Federal Emergency Management Agency, which falls under DHS, has been at the center of numerous controversies under Noem’s leadership.
US ICE arrested journalist in Nashville without arrest warrant, her lawyers say reut.rs/3MMO6ex
NYT has a dedicated trolling account.
Russia selling Iranian made drones back to Iran at a 25% markup is going to go down in history as the greatest Nigerian Buyback of all time.
We are a nation run by morons.
To the surprise of some officials in Kyiv, no one from the U.S. bothered to ask Ukraine to share its expertise in how to defend against drones before starting the offensive in Iran, Simon Shuster and Nancy A. Youssef report. theatln.tc/AFPCstm6
Not really the point here, but war is horrific beyond most people's imaginations. The reason we haven't fought the kind of scorched earth total warfare these chuds salivate for is because there hasn't been any cause worthy of unleashing that kind of Hell in 70 years.
And that's a GOOD thing.
Dude is such a crank. If dropping bombs won wars, United Vietnam-Cambodia would be our 51st state. We unleashed hell in Korea and the Chinese kicked our asses right back to the 38th parallel. Sometimes, doing what it takes to win isn't as important as asking if it is a war worth winning.
House Republicans and a handful of Democrats followed the Senate in blocking a measure Thursday to stop President Donald Trump from furthering the war in Iran without authorization from Congress, reports @ashleymurray.bsky.social.
Dude just set the Middle East on fire and he's already bored.
How offensive would it be for me to start referring to Markwayne Mullins as Secretary Pocahontas?
The vote tally in the Senate had me thinking this was finally too far for Fetterman.
Turns out I was wrong. Rand Paul was the 47th "Democratic" vote to rein in Trump.
Plus Fetterman.
You created an account for this? Fat jokes and gibberish?
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
