Plain Loser

Was it ever not ready? 😮‍💨

(So both.)

Lol, he was such a babe.

Indian twunk told me I was hot. 🫠

Hi from this Mumbaisexual

Surreptitiously perving on all the Indian studs.

The Gay Character Arc of following me first and thirsting over my pics to then becoming buff and ghosting me entirely is basically a whole genre. 💀

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

Weird, I only see the generic pic-less one until I select it to view in full. Thought you'd just got rid of it for some reason.

Thank you for wearing a top that's basically only a necklace.
🍈🙏🍈

Almost Shakespearean

'Tis a treat!

You know what else comes fast at the sight of that––

Can we maybe also kiss? 🫣

Having Indian studs ask to rub colour into my face and then hug me is my new kink.

One guy rubbed powder on my chest. Another on my crotch.

Happy Holi from Varanasi!

Word of advice: maybe don't wear a vest out.

Ageless king!

Brave of you to document Hell like this.

Somebody train Grok to advise Elon there's happiness on Mars, pls.

Happy birthday! 🎂

Same. I was heartbroken. 😭

It's every bit as personality-free as the influencers who pimp it. Had to go for a wedding, rescheduled from the initial plan of... Beirut. 🥲

Thanks, everyone! 🥰

It's my birthday! In my culture, it's customary to give treats to others on your special day 🎂

Gotta keep 'em guessing!

Bonjour from Paris on this FCF*!

*French Café Friday

😏

Thanks, I do too!

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