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Carioca-paulistano. Humor e piadas do tio do pavΓͺ. Conta meio πŸ”ž. Se nΓ£o quiser ver coisas NSFW, por favor, nΓ£o me siga!

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a cartoon character in a robe with the words uhh ohh behind him ALT: a cartoon character in a robe with the words uhh ohh behind him

um amigo me mostrou o perfil de um crush dele, e em 2018, eu tb tinha crush no cara
na euforia do momento, segui e tals
no dia seguinte vi os stories e o cara virou blogueirinha de IA, nΓ£o tem diabetes e usa medidor de glicose para a IA cuidar da saΓΊde dele, promovendo IA

a minha reaΓ§Γ£o foi:

10.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gata, eu achava q eu era amarga, mas a senhora Γ© o caldo do jilΓ³ em pessoa

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Γ© pau, Γ© prep
Γ© o fim do caminho
Γ© twink de 30
se achando novinho

Γ© daddy que Γ© pobre
e nΓ£o dΓ‘ um iphone
Γ© dotado de 14
se achando enorme

sΓ£o as Γ‘guas de marΓ§o fechando o verΓ£o
e as passivas na chuva esperando em vΓ£o

09.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 805 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 24
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Acredite nos seus sonhos

09.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Juan Arango Palacios (Colombian, 1997) - Promenade (2024)

09.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

o panamΓ‘ em 1941

09.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

e outra entendo o papel desses perfis polΓ­ticos nas redes sociais mas por aqui no bsky sΓ³ queremos saber de jogos furry e piru

09.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a qualquer momento ele vai assumir q Γ© MAGA ou trumpista

09.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

eu nunca caΓ­ na rua, tropecei, mas nΓ£o caΓ­

09.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a toy dinosaur 's feet and claws . ALT: a close up of a toy dinosaur 's feet and claws .

You just want some (some), you just want some (baby)
'Cause it's better than none, it's better than none
You just want some (some), you just want some
'Cause it's better than none, it's better than none

09.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

q fofinho

08.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

uma pizza de pepperoni com coquinha zero e eu vou

08.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a white dog sitting at a table with a bowl of food and the word viralhog on the bottom right ALT: a white dog sitting at a table with a bowl of food and the word viralhog on the bottom right

olhando assim

08.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

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melhor coisa
queria estar

08.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

antes ele do que os data centers

08.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1197 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

eu pediria uma conchinha e faria uma arroz branco pra acompanhar 😁

08.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imaginando a maricona do miquelangelo encomendando a peΓ§a de mΓ‘rmore mais valiosa das montanhas de apuan pra esculpir delicadamente um saquinho de macho

08.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants has a tear coming out of his mouth ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants has a tear coming out of his mouth
08.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
IS THIS THE SAME WOMAN FROM THE SWISH SWISH MUSIC VIDEO? 
em seguida um gif do porno da gretchen

IS THIS THE SAME WOMAN FROM THE SWISH SWISH MUSIC VIDEO? em seguida um gif do porno da gretchen

08.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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a group of people are standing in a field with a cartoon character standing on top of a truck that says go ALT: a group of people are standing in a field with a cartoon character standing on top of a truck that says go
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The art of Julius
#gay

07.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

eu amei
prepara a bexiga

08.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

q nem o meu pau πŸ˜”

08.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

olar

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