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Mx. Coreo Jones

@coreopsismajor

Take the cilantro, leave the zamboni. Interdisciplinary shitposting, overthinking the absurd, special interests, sometimes smut. Disabled they/X也/они. Art by @brittsabo. FUBFree. My gigs and contact info: https://coreopsismajor.carrd.co/

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Wouldn't it have been adorable though if he'd fallen in with a bunch of Aussies tho, Aussie vowels would have been so cute coming from him.

07.03.2026 12:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so proud of him for getting to this point. Still interesting things going on w/ his S sounds and stressed syllables (stress-timed languages are hard, coming from syllable-timed languages), but his sentence intonation is gorgeous, and his vowels are great (and solidly N. American now).

07.03.2026 12:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That "compartmentalization" thing that got so many trauma survivors through so much sh*t gets harder as we recover-- & that's actually good news. Mind you, it won't FEEL like "good news"-- but it means we're nudging toward integration, which is what true healing is all about.

07.03.2026 05:27 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

One of the most common things CPTSD survivors share is their utter shock & skepticism that what they endured actually qualifies as "trauma"-- even if they'd easily use that label to describe someone ELSE going through the exact same thing.

07.03.2026 05:29 👍 76 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 2

If you're reading this, you know someone who struggles with CPTSD or DID, whether you know it or not.

If you're reading this, the person in your life working their trauma recovery is facing demons & leveraging courage of a sort most humans can never imagine.

07.03.2026 05:29 👍 86 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0
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Disney’s ‘Robin Hood’ Live-Action Remake Not Moving Forward, Says Director "It's dead, sadly," Carlos López Estrada revealed about the project that was first announced in 2020.

I don't want to hear "Robin Hood live-action remake" unless I see Alan Tudyk in a fursuit.

07.03.2026 08:29 👍 70 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

Heh

07.03.2026 09:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The new Nikon and the ridiculously expensive Leicas he's had

07.03.2026 00:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Will traipsin' get my indexing homework done for me

06.03.2026 22:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And so des ne? And hai! And stuff like that? Those are goal posts for me and I don't speak Japanese.

06.03.2026 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean what languages do you already know and do you have some solid anime Japanese phrases like daijobu

06.03.2026 22:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope he actually learns that shutting up is free, or at least managing not to say what he said!

06.03.2026 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh no THEY ARE SO CUTE

06.03.2026 21:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh shit this slaps

06.03.2026 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I saw his name go by too but I didn't have the chance or the heart to find out the details. I'm just so thankful I didn't meet him as a teen, like I dreamed of.

06.03.2026 20:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same

06.03.2026 20:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The thing is, if you HAD sent this to me I would still have understood it.

06.03.2026 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They need to get after it!

06.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I looked up to him so much when I was in high school and this has just gotten me to make peace with my dream back then of being a theropod paleontologist.

06.03.2026 20:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

forever and always!

06.03.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think "Holiday" is the "we take naps" song, because this guy is very aware of how insanely on the nose it was for that pack of anxious Chihuahuas to release that song after nearly a year of touring, damn near gaunt from the exertion and obviously exhausted.

06.03.2026 18:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That may be my single favorite thing about this because IT FITS, OKAY

06.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my God, Viva Piñata was amazing, I finally got to play a little of it on my sister's xbox while visiting, but even before that she was keeping the group chat enthralled with her piñatas' exploits.

06.03.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We made this for lunch and it is fantastic

06.03.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Get more from Piper J. Drake on Patreon creating fiction, non-fiction, podcasts, vlogs, etc.

My friend Piper really needs help with her medical costs. She has advanced cancer and is trying to get some quality of life as her time runs out (yep we're there)

Please consider supporting:
Link to her Patreon: www.patreon.com/piperjdrake
Buy her books if you can, or RT this?

06.03.2026 17:15 👍 56 🔁 93 💬 1 📌 1

To be clear, I did not mean sexy biting, I meant "you hurt someone I care about, you racist shriveled cabbage of a woman" biting.

06.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kate turned to me and said they're POW POW! ALSO IN ALL CAPS.

06.03.2026 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Resisting the urge to look up the Korean for Crunch because I am so sure he was riffing on 삐처리 (and yes, the English title of that is ALSO in all caps.)

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I need to know which of the song titles in this reel y'all are.

I'm Crunch, for the record.

This is better if you _don't_ know kpop, actually. Knowing what he's riffing on affected my choice.

www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DVbb4Jy...

06.03.2026 15:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

I did too.

06.03.2026 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0