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You have clearly captured her reflection in a mirror and she's gorgeous (I didn't notice either lol)

I've been enjoying the surge in Goldenboy posting today. Just the best. Ruthless pirate legend vs guy who steals purses at public hangings. Ben is gliding across the deck like an evil Father Christmas, and there's Izzy, doing a little lurk. All 4 of his braincells are occupied with weird devotion.

Ben picking Izzy up by the scruff and presenting him to the other pirate captains like, "Isn't it fun? I found it in a bin."

and then for hours used passive voice to pretend they had no idea who was behind the apparently spontaneous explosions

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Imho one of Stede's BEST traits is he is brave enough to try and build good relationships even with ppl with people who he knows do not like him. so it makes me a little sad when ppl refuse to observe or think on how Stede is not liked by most of the characters he encounters. guy has balls for days

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Mão de uma pessoa segurando em cima de uma pia de inox o cangote de uma gata tricolor, branca, laranja e preta, com a parte branca do pelo do rostinho e das mãozinhas sujas de molho de tomate e uma carinha de quem não se arrepende de nada

👇 comeu todo o resto da ceia de ano novo

This is so funny 😂

Ed stays over at friend's, and after a few days they're like "shouldnt you be getting home?" Ed's face falls "Its not my home... anymore". Everyone gossips if its a big spat with Izzy, but actually Ed saw a bug in the entryway last time he was there

I'm mad all over again now about Stede stealing the plant from the poor fishermen and I KNOW it's supposed to be sweet and not have gross implications but it thrives in his care because he isn't IMPOVERISHED, not because he's an inherently better person than the fishermen!

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Same, you can warn people it takes time to hit its stride but you don't skip episodes!

violent imperialist regime change in the name of resources is our favorite song. our recurring bit. we're usually a little slicker about it is all

okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."

Not joking, there were a substantial number of fans on Tumblr who talked both about skipping the first two or even three episodes in rewatches and some that *recommended new viewers skip them altogether* because there "wasn't anything important" in them.

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

The US unilaterally and illegally using state violence in South America to achieve the goals of capital is a long-standing tradition

DO NOT try to black bag the president, other countries. He would be a huge baby about it

Kind of amazing how someone as dumb and unsophisticated as Trump is simply manages to perfectly crystalize US foreign policy this century. He's on Fox & Friends just straight up saying "yeah we're going to put our own guy in there and take the oil"

Same! I dipped into it now and then throughout the years but it never did anything for me. Now I'm 😍

Fang called someone a bitch before Izzy ever used a "gendered slur" and called Stede's crew "fancy boys" in a disparaging way in episode 2 but they don't watch the first two episodes or something

Con, Taika, and DJ have all said it 🫠

i like izzy because i like ed, it’s always been that way for me, so it is wild to me. they’re so similar even tho they’re so different. they have decades together, of course they are. they’re both pirates, both inexperienced in love, both quick to anger, both traumatized and violent, etc.

Edward Teach and Izzy Hands looking at each other

how can i not ship theeeem

Izzy and Ed facing each other in a hallway, with speech bubbles "What a year, huh?" and "Captain, it's the 3rd of January"

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