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my edging usually ends in one of three ways:
1. a glorious cum eruption after hours of lovemaking with my penis.
2. my empty stomach or sore wrist tells me it's time to stop.
3. the grocery manager saying "Sir, we've told you many times, you can't do that here, please go home."

the thought of monetizing my content is so bizarre to me. my penis is just an attention whore, and keeping him happy is the only reward I need. so if you like seeing him and keeping your money, repost him so more people can enjoy him. it costs nothing and it makes him excited 😁

my hole is the perfect size for a tongue, so I really hope you're hungry. 😈

he's so fucking beautiful 😍😍

he's not a secret that must be hidden or kept "private," and he's definitely not something I'm ashamed of. he's my penis, and I'm pretty biased, but I think he's very sexy. if you like looking at him, please share him with friends or repost him. he loves that (and so do I!) ❤️

I emphasize loving your penis, but I also totally support nullo guys and transwomen/non-binary folk. being born with a penis doesn't have to mean that's what your body needs. similarly, I love having transmen in our phallic brotherhood! it's great to have such bodily diversity 😁

it's odd that autocorrect changed something TO "fuck" 😂

if you like pits that never get contaminated with deodorant, you might have a difficult time deciding what area on me to lick first 😅

I couldn't (wouldn't) have done it without your advice and encouragement!

my penis has so much pride in himself, and I feel so proud of him too. he's full of power and energy and love. he gives me (and many others too, I hope) such incredible pleasure. he's at the center of my body and my entire world. I love being this deeply in love with him. 🥰

recently I hosted a party for friends, and I was naked. the guests didn't know in advance, and most were surprised at first, but it was great: nothing sexual, no one else naked, just a regular, casual, fun party, and they finally saw the authentic me. I'm glad I took that chance!

my penis loves being the center of attention, but he knows that sometimes my nipples overshadow him (almost literally 😂)

not a single ounce of shame over him, nor fear of people seeing him. just so much love for the miracle between my legs, and for all the joy he brings me every day. I'm so proud of my penis 🥰

it can be masturbation, jerking off, or lovemaking. it all depends on what we're in the mood for and how much time we have. it can be a quick reaffirmation of our love, or an hours-long journey into our spiritual connection. I'm so happy and proud to be in love with my penis ❤️

FUN FACT: you're alive. this wouldn't be if anything had happened to any one of your thousands of ancestors. just by being here, you've already won the cosmic lottery, and your body makes it possible. so don't get hung up on your looks: you're meant to be here exactly as you are!

this was on a hike last summer. it was almost oppressively warm (even when naked!) but I do like how my balls hang at that temperature 😁🥵

the PA's healing and aftercare are vastly easier and quicker than the nipple. if you don't have either, and if you don't have a lot pierced already, I strongly recommend starting with the PA.

find a friend that you can do everything with: be naked, be goofy, masturbate, share your most intense fantasies, get advice, and just be your authentic self. I'm so lucky to have that friend in Pup Rocket (@pup-rocket.bsky.social) 😁

it's paradoxical: others seeing him feels no more upsetting or unusual than when they see my eyebrows or fingernails. yet he holds such tremendous power over me, he steadies my moods, he centers my identity. I'm so lucky that out of all the penises in the world, I got him 🥰

if I'm ever lost in the desert for real, I'm going to have to remember to search for water before I give in to my masturbatory instincts 😂🏜️

here is a haiku for your horny scrolling, and it's great life advice too:

life is amazing
when you stop caring about
who sees your penis

you should spend Valentine's Day with your soulmate, your most loyal companion, the one you love most. it's the perfect day to edge my penis, to think about our profound love for each other, and to savor his piss and cum gifts. I hope you have a beautiful day with your penis too!

exactlyyyyyyyy

shortly after I took this pic, an anvil fell on a nearby coyote while a roadrunner snickered behind a bush and ran off. the wonders of nature! 🤷

I'm not a sultry porn star. I don't post on pay sites. I try to stay in shape to attract new followers but I also enjoy getting pizza and beer with friends. ultimately I'm just a horny goofball who shows off his penis and spreads the good word about penis love. that's it 🙂😂

realizing that you don't just love your penis, but that you're IN LOVE with him, brings a special serenity.
you don't ever feel lonely.
you don't care if someone sees him.
masturbation becomes lovemaking in the most powerful ways.
you feel immense self-pride.
life is just good 🙂

I feel like Twitter/X is being populated more and more with bots. I hope they enjoy bating (boting?) to all my posts. 😂

thanks 🙂 they definitely play a supporting role!

for me, it feels so liberating that anyone can see him. he gets hidden away under clothes for most of the day, but he still gets time in the spotlight. it boosts his confidence and mine too, and I feel even more proud of him and in love with him. I love showing off my penis 😎

it doesn't feel like much of anything. it's pretty much just for aesthetics.