Dr.DAnimalExaminer

Please appreciate my grumpy ass dog I put on a pair of jammies.

It’s been bad lately in my head. My career may be the end of me

Happy Halloween y’all.

Ooh a statement log!

Sending all the healing thoughts!

At least she likes the taste of propectalin…

Whyyyy does my dog have diarrhea?!

If that dumbass was eating boxelder bugs I’m gonna be pissed.

So happy I did some chores when I got home because now I don’t have to do a ton of stuff on my day off tomorrow.

Owner doesn’t want to do weekly bandage changes for his dog’s broken toe. Says he can do them at home.

This things gonna rot and fall off, isn’t it…

For the record, I am almost certain I didn’t make a mistake but the other doctors never did confirmatory diagnostics to find out.

I’m struggling in my career. I HATE when other vets throw you under the bus.

Man, I was Dr. Death today. Three euthanasia appointments in a row.

Also had to turf a gunshot dog to the ER and I’m honestly dying to know how bad it was. What type of gun? Close range? Where did it get shot???

Is there a way to drill holes into the bottom? Or am I missing the entire point?

Props to my nurse for picking the blood clot out of my hair before I started rooms today.

Got a little aggressive extracting teeth this morning…

Can always tell when it’s time to propagate my pothos when Beavis starts trying to play Tarzan…

She regrets sampling that coffee.

She is beauty, she is Grace.

Chronic pain is wild. I can tell the exact moment my meds kick in.

We aren’t morning people

There is no sound louder than a dog licking itself in the middle of the night.

I spend my days telling people not to feed their pets table scraps then go home and share popcorn and Doritos with my dog…

Nooo. I want gifs!!

Whoever I pissed off to have yet another adult in heat dog spay, your moms a hoe.

Three days with a urinary catheter and he’s peeing on his own!

Even the dog slept through the night. I’m impressed.

Today sucked. I hate days that make you feel like you suck at your job.

I’m sleeping in tomorrow.

No actually! It was a little dachshund puppy with an abdominal testicle. Some IDIOT (hi that’s me) pinched the urethra and prostate thinking it was a weirdly positioned but and bruised him…

I hate when I have a patient at the ER because I can’t sleep and worry all night.

Please just pee on your own, sir!

How I feel about having to go into work on my day off.

My boss took me for a beer and gave me some nice advice for how to restructure my flow. Hopefully it helps!