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I hope she’s well

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Getting very into dappled light lately

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard.

➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠

“kids keep living past the age of 5, because of woke” - a substantial chunk of the american public

There’s something so unnatural about watching modern Simpsons episodes where they use modern technology like iPhones. That show should permanently be set in 2007

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

I love getting tipsy and just scrolling around on Google Maps

Not that I’m a Luddite or anything, but for me the fun with roleplay is creating worlds with other people. And AI just lacks that spark

I’m very anti-AI as a rule but I tried the Character AI thing on my sister’s phone while she was showing it to me, and I just don’t understand it

Which isn’t in of itself a bad thing, I love being autistic. But when the only other neurodivergent person in my family refuses to believe that they’re also autistic, it’s slightly alienating

Nothing says “holiday season” like hearing my family discuss that they didn’t realize I was as autistic as I am from the other room

Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight

if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."

A meme of a dog sitting on a chair submerged in water. The text reads “it’s going to be ok, but it’s going to be different”.

The energy I’m bringing into 2025

Definitely agree! I no longer post on there, but the algorithm on that site is so so good at making you doom scroll. Time to set up a time limit…

South Korea has its third President this month.

President Yoon got impeached on December 14 while acting President Han Duck-soo was impeached today. The new acting President will now be Choi Sang-mok.

I want to use BlueSky more and Twitter less but the problem is that Twitter is so addictive and BlueSky just doesn’t have the same juice yet

Boston is the Dark Souls of cities

We as a species really went off with hosting month-long festivals centered around the darkest days of the year

I agree no one will know how to read or write in 20 years but unclear why millennials think that because of this they'll rule as philosopher kings. What about the trajectory of the world makes you think these skills will be valued. At best you'll have a Gen Alpha boss who keeps you as an amusing pet

Wearing drawstring pants makes me feel like a medieval peasant

It makes no sense even to myself but does anyone else always confuse Anya Taylor-Joy with Aaron Taylor Johnson

The best part of the pineapple is the juice

Have you ever poured out a can of Red Bull? That specific amber, syrupy hue is impossible to replicate with any other substance

A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.

Not that I would ever give up my phone. I do love me some screen time

Human beings were definitely not designed to be reachable instantly 24/7