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misspelled rants and an armada's worth of swears ... glueing stuff together and drawing with markers www.cardboardspectacle.com

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Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

07.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 776 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

so many people on MSNOW need to learn how to stop asking the same question over and over and just let people answer the question ...

07.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at least the W administration respected americans enough to lie to them to get them into a war ...

06.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not lost on me that he only fired her because she made a commercial about herself ... Not the murders, or graft, or incompetence ... Just because she got more media attention than him ...

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so cool how we’re in a large-scale military conflict and the President is spending his time building a ballroom.

This rocks. I finally know what being a Roman must have felt like.

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2842 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 35

technically i'm a published author but it's a failure of satire based on a quote from a W era official about how there were seven countries we were ready to invade after Iraq ... i was, at 26, the oldest of the interns who had to try and research a bunch of secretive nations ...

06.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is this why he was on TV relentlessly for the last month even though he is one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive ...

06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ICE barbie thought she might run for president ... ha ... hahaha ... hahahahahahahhaha ...

06.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No! No!!
Not Markwayne ... I can't ... I don't have it in me to deal with how fucking stupid that is ...

05.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wow you gotta fuck up real bad to get instantly fired as a tenured faculty ... and the chair of the department!
(not my amazing boss, my officemate's not that great boss)

04.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A new Love Island? Berry bloom leads to baby boom for New Zealand’s goofiest parrot A massive bloom of rimu berries fueled a mating surge among the world’s heaviest (and strangest) parrots

A massive bloom of rimu berries fueled a mating surge among the world’s heaviest (and strangest) parrots

04.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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Small plane makes emergency landing in frigid Hudson River and the 2 people aboard swim to safety A small plane attempting an emergency landing crashed into the frigid Hudson River. The pilot and a passenger escaped the wreckage and safely swam to shore.

A small plane attempting an emergency landing crashed into the frigid Hudson River.

04.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

well ... the adjustable hospice bed is set up ...

03.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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new mcmansion hell to cleanse the horrors: mcmansionhell.com/post/8099372...

02.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1273 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 1

well if the big It is going to happen before my family's little "it" it needs to happen ASAP ...

02.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely fucking not ... and you assholes constantly putting this guy in our faces isn't going to change that ... he's not running for anything, he's termed out, the only reason to talk to him is because he wrote a book and why do you think he wrote that book ... so you'd have to talk to him ...

02.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

02.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 4170 πŸ” 925 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 114

"but he said he blew up all the nuclear sites already"
not really an interesting point to make since just about everyone on the planet knew that wasn't true when he said it and he doesn't remember, know, or care that he said it ...

01.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why the fuck is my local news station asking a town sheriff about the Iran attack ...

28.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am already seeing "it's a distraction!" takes and please fucking kill me

28.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 3504 πŸ” 459 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 39

If this was the "W" w
Era then I think the "it's a distraction!!!" Posts would maybe be relevant ... But this is just seven fascists in a trench coat all trying to be as evil as possible ...

28.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait! The guy in Pillion who isn't Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd was the same guy who played Dudley Dursley ...

28.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eventually the people in the actual armed forces are going to have to decide if they will listen to a demented "commander in chief" or the legislative body tasked with declaring war ...

28.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why am I being forced to re-live all the worst parts of being in college ...

28.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are committing treason against humanity ...

28.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The polite and reserved people are saying "fuck" a lot ... That's not good ...

28.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When are we getting sanctioned?

28.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, some of the responses have been like this ... But, now the loons have descended ...

27.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm the coolest [X]" is a sure fire way to prove you aren't the coolest anything ...

27.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure if I agree or disagree with Jamelle's post ... But it's nice to see good faith rational disagreement with him rather than the absolute lunacy that usually gets thrown at him ...

27.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0