@finnacorp
Business conglomerate since 1971. You name it we do it... Half-assed and probably drunk. We bought our JD power awards and have no shame. Our CEO is Synthfox87.bsky.social (This account is a parody of 1970's business)
Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line and as soon as the operator finishes their drink we will be happy to assist you!
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You need to fill out for 69-B and fax it back if you want to check out the company Vajankle™️
Nobody makes a good asbestos glove anymore
Diarrhea near me
If you aren't driving a PLYMOUTH than fuck you
IBM PC
The technological 80's!!
1982 is going to be our year!!
Sportsball! or something.
Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC
Yes, you can send things to it!
Liquid assets?
Yes we have those, they are over at the bar
Misappropriating funds since '71™
It is company policy to write a bad check instead.
WHO WENT OVER OUR $13.79 CREDIT LIMIT ON THE MONTGOMERY WARD CHARGE CARD!!?
A windows XP pop up window reading “I didn’t like your password so I changed it”
You’re welcome
It is not :(
NOTICE:
We are currently out of gin in the employee lounge, but vodka, rum and other spirits are still available
Sorry for the convenience
Wangjangle
It’s an industry term
So we've been writing bad checks since 1971, what's the big deal?
Can’t wait to have Gallagher smash watermelons and other shit at our next corporate event! #PoundinIt #Stanley #ThatsAGoodHammer #3M
How diarrhea can save you money, tonight at 11
WFNA TV4 live eye action eyewitness news with Dick Wallclock and Suzanne Econoline
We are proud to announce we have been awarded the 1981 workplace safety award because no one broke any furniture at the office Christmas party this year while slamming Mickey’s malt liquor from the little grenade bottles.
We hope this fax finds you well
Yellow pages sign on the yellow pages building in Detroit, now demolished
What’s our phone number?
You got the Yellow Pages
All we have are quaaludes
Ope!
Who drank all the office tequila? How are we supposed to do a business if we’re not hammered?
Tired of having too much eye crust when you wake up in the morning?
Ask your doctor if Crust-oleum™️ is right for you!
*side effects may include dry eye, red eye, black eye, poor fuel economy, restless legs, calling into internet radio shows, walking farts, diarrhea and Jack Horkheimer voice*
Beer
Is this a business.?
Panther as a unit of measurement.
Usage: 1 panther of cocaine.
Need an abortion? Ride the Long Island Rail Road and shake that fetus out!
Butcher, Baker, Dildo maker
Same union