Ellen Hopkins

The Rapture ain't coming, my friend. If that's what they're aiming to accomplish, we're all f*cked sooner.

For all you "Iran missile blew up the kids" adherents, so sorry. Claude, however, seems to have played a role.

Oh, look. Now we have corporate censorship.

Yeah, I'll take whatever time I have left, then figure it out on the other side.

Oh, look.

Reminder.

When you lose Nick Fuentes. x.com/Mollyploofki...

Timeline cleanse for your Sunday morning.

Punctuation is important. Not like he'd know.

Netanyahu playbook.

An Israeli missile hit a school in Iran. 80 kids dead, at last count.

If we had to go to war, which we didn't, I'd feel a lot better if there weren't nothing but posers in charge. Trump. Hegseth. Gabbard. Not to mention, he gutted the military of most of its senior leaders. Oh, and Israel's first strike was against a school. At least 26 kids dead. Way to end a regime.

We all knew he'd start a war before the midterms, didn't we? And for all you chumps who seriously believed T would the "peace president," look what your hatred for others will bring us, and the world.

Melania Trump to lead UN security council session, White House says First lady to preside over meeting on ‘children, technology and education in conflict’ in New York next month

Totally qualified, too. 🙄. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Y'all want the Feds telling you what you can read? WAKE THE F*CK UP!

When you buddy up with bullies.

Thank you! Definitely will try it.

Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.

Guess we know who they're coming for next. www.kansascity.com/news/politic...

No.... didn't know it was possible! I'll have to look into it.

I lived in NV for 30 + years. Disclaimer: on the northwestern side, Sierra foothills. But driving east across the playa, there is more life than Mars can offer. So maybe our goal should be to save it.

Omitting Elon.

That's why Anthropic owes me many more $$$ than the settlement will bring me.

Insta-potting ribs, and made my "Me Famous" bbq sauce to put over, and I keep tasting that sauce because it should probably be bottled. Except every time I make it, it's a little different depending on what I've got in the cupboard/fridge.

BTW: no "approval" attached to it.

Know what I love? When I'm writing and looking for the exact right word and the one that I need/want is one I've never written before, even though I knew what it meant. Just never had the right place to use it until about ten minutes ago. In case you're wondering, "tacit."

No wonder Elon is obsessed.

Pay attention to this.

Borrowed: "Doctors are warning people not to play the drinking game 'Take a shot when the President lies" for the state of the union address.'"

JFC, now they're saying three hours. Guessing Dr. Oz prescribed a vitamin B shot> [IYKYK]

Hey, next up, Mar-a-lago, and does Trump still own Epstein's jet?