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London's Happiest Little Comedy Club in sunny South London. Female-run inclusive pro venue passionate about nurturing fresh comedy voices. www.poodleclub.co.uk

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Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva PerΓ³n.

04.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Music FACT: Due to its unusual pricing policy, Club Tropicana closed within weeks of opening.

04.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This reputable venue isn't.

25.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Manx Independent: Pothole thwarts Dalek invasion.

Manx Independent: Pothole thwarts Dalek invasion.

At last, some positive pothole news.

24.02.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

What do rock and roll pandas eat?

A wop-bop-a-loo-bop a-wop bamboo!

22.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Impressive!

18.02.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ever since I decorated my floorboards with paints somewhere between matte and satin, I’ve been walking on eggshells.

02.02.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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2026 Live comedy season starts THIS WEEKEND!

05.01.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come to sunny South London!

04.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Five stars for pacing and punch line.

03.01.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about a visit to sunny South London?

22.12.2025 10:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How exciting! Do let us know if you need a secret London warm-up.

18.12.2025 10:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you've watched six times or more with a gif.

07.12.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t treat my classical music collection with respect I will retaliate.
You scratch my Bach and I’ll scratch yours.

20.11.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Do let us know if you want a sneaky secret WIP

20.11.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

House prices have gone up in the French town of SautΓ© since it's become gentlyfried.

06.11.2025 11:28 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

Hahaha! Excellent

26.10.2025 07:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Two hens facing each other. One is saying "Don't forget, the clucks go 'bok' this weekend.

Cartoon. Two hens facing each other. One is saying "Don't forget, the clucks go 'bok' this weekend.

A reminder for UK residents

25.10.2025 10:31 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 7
Comedy show poster for Friday 24 October with photos and billing of Sooz Kempner, James O'Donoghue, Maddie HW, Martina O'Sullivan, Chris Ford and Lucas Jefcoate. Text reads: Advance tickets Β£12, door tickets Β£15, show starts at 8pm, doors 7pm. poodleclub.co.uk 167 Sydenham Road SE26 5RJ

Comedy show poster for Friday 24 October with photos and billing of Sooz Kempner, James O'Donoghue, Maddie HW, Martina O'Sullivan, Chris Ford and Lucas Jefcoate. Text reads: Advance tickets Β£12, door tickets Β£15, show starts at 8pm, doors 7pm. poodleclub.co.uk 167 Sydenham Road SE26 5RJ

What a splendid show we have for you tonight with this gorgeous bunch of swells. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk

@soozuk.bsky.social @martinaosullivan.bsky.social

24.10.2025 10:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!

22.10.2025 08:55 πŸ‘ 686 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4
A headline, which reads β€˜Almost one million Euros has been granted to revitalise Cillian Murphy’s Dingle cinema.’

A headline, which reads β€˜Almost one million Euros has been granted to revitalise Cillian Murphy’s Dingle cinema.’

Thank God for the word β€˜Cinema’.

20.10.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha

20.10.2025 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.

19.10.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 445 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Park in Zone 3 and take the Overland, plenty of free parking on the street here in Sydenham.

18.10.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TONIGHT! Saturday night fun at London's happiest little comedy club. Tix at poodleclub.co.uk

18.10.2025 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

16.10.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Yup, the 'Satire Starter Pack' from Bearly Politics. You're in good company!

11.10.2025 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's really pretty. Following.

11.10.2025 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: the best way to protect swans against being eaten by immigrants is to go to your local park and throw a lot of bread into the pond, according to a top scientist who looks suspiciously like three swans in a long overcoat.

25.09.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bitten by a radioactive willy, he became…

24.09.2025 07:52 πŸ‘ 504 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6