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09.03.2026 13:11
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Uhm.....🤨?🤦♀️
Showing your OH how to safely shuck oysters, so he can prepare a fabulous meal is a joy.*
*Particularly when you have no fucking idea how it is that you came to know how to do it! 🤣
Dead easy today...
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Puzzle #1001
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Of course.
One of the many joys of life in Germany is the vast array of affordable sparkling wines, Sekt as it's called here. I honestly prefer a medium/halbtrocken Sekt to most champagne, which is often too dry for my palate, and tends to give me migraines. See you in the fizzy tent at Lingfield..chin chin!🥂🍾
... they'd given me flowers. They'd given them to all of women at work. I thought that was beautiful, and they thought my birthday an excellent excuse for a party after work. I have never been so completely twatted in my life! Must have been the good stuff though,as the hangover was minimal🤣🤣🤣
30 years ago today I learned about International Women's Day. I also learned that it's not wise to try to keep up with Easter European lads drinking vodka they've brought from home.
2 workmates gave me flowers and I was touched that they knew it was my birthday. They explained that's not why ....
Being kind to yourself, giving yourself time to breathe & adjust is SO important after the loss of someone so close to you. It's a weird time, and it'll hit you with weird for a while, even when you think you've got your head around it. That's normal & OK & gets easier to deal with. Take care. Xxx
WAR..
#Iran
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
On this International Women's Day, while we celebrate each other, ladies, take a moment to celebrate yourselves. You are incredible, strong, brave, smart & beautiful. When you can recognise that you're perfect, exactly as you are, you become invincible. That scares them. Xxxx
So, Johnson, Farage, Badenoch, the Telegraph… howl about the UK being “an irrelevance on the world stage”.
Remind me again who decided to isolate us with a strategically and economically idiotic Brexit, relying on a trade deal with the US to save us from exactly the kind of weakness they now bemoan.
I know! Defo a sign of getting on a bit,when you start adding years....🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
Happy birthday! It's mine tomorrow, and I need to thank my husband for pointing out that I'm going to be a year YOUNGER than I told a colleague when she asked on Thursday🤣🤦♀️
Exactly! 🤣
Sorry, 4 days ago...
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Well, well, well...
One week ago I speculated on whether or not this whole idiotic performance in the Middle East wasn't about profiteering as much as distraction, and which of Shitler's chums might profit most.
Turns out I was on the money, as they say.
Fucking crime syndicate, nothing more.
Aaaand that would be 12 noon on the 1st Saturday of the month, then. One day I'll remember that that's when they always test the emergency siren here in the village, and not nearly shit myself.
As you were......
So...the evil piece of shit that murdered Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman has died after the beating he got in jail. Whilst I can't condone that kind of violence, I'm definitely not going to shed any tears over it.
My thoughts are with the girls' families today. I hope it brings them a little peace.
This sums it up for me
YES!!!! I thought things had moved on from the dangerously undernourished look of the late 80s and 90s. It's utterly depressing to see it making a come-back. Designers, do better! If you can't design clothes that will flatter healthy looking bodies, maybe switch to designing curtains or something!
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Farage's whole schtick is based on attacking Poles. What do you expect....?
They all look like they could do with a decent dinner!
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Puzzle #998
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He looks very.....hmm...twitchy.🤔
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Beautiful people, but far too many of the ladies look painfully, unhealthily thin. Not "slim", starved. Demi Moore & Gwyneth Paltrow look bloody ill!
Sanchez basically called out his bullshit for what it is. A massive distraction from all of his other failures.
Needless to say he's now throwing a massive hissy-fit.
Tough guy my arse!