Turns out the thing keeping me from going on a pokemon walk wasn't laziness, it was survival instinct because I went out there, slipped on the icy road, twisted my ankle and fell on my ass
Never again during mummontappokelit
Apologetic people be like that one guy singing Sorry on X factor
A bottle of Disaronno liqueur next to a bottle of Corona
We wanted to buy cherry liqueur for alcoholic dr pepper, Alko lady said they didn't have it at that location but if you mix these two, it tastes a lot like it and SHE WAS RIGHT
This has to be my favourite after limoncello spritz
"STOP! Look at me, this isn't you..." -the door handle every time it gets caught in my robe sleeve, probably
I just wanna kiss my fish, eat hot chip, charge my phone
Boys enjoy this too
Hanging out on our balcony and it's actually very pleasant
Thank you sun, very cool
mm-mm-MMMM, what a gourmet meal that was
-Me, after chewing the entire top layer from my lips
Edging happiness
At least there will always be something positive about me yknow
Weather and roads are too kaka dookie for a pokemon walk and I'm in a bit of pain so I won't go but that is not a moral failure, I'm not dishonoring my bloodline and it doesn't mean I have to quit going on those walks entirely
-me to me
Inhaled my food with a bit too much air and my stomach started hurting so bad, I had to do that air cycling thing people do to their babies to get the gas going
Beer and roblox on a monday, just like god intended
Being on someone's mind 24/7 must be exhausting. I want a memory of me to hit someone like a flashbang at 3 am when they're doomscrolling and see someone with faded hair dye or when they smell cheesecake
Let me pop in your head every now and then. Just a small mark on your soul really is enough
He'd do a backflip for you
Not a big fan of the government
I'm gonna be honest, if someone brings up how Finland is "the happiest country on earth" ONE MORE TIME, I will scream
literally our only solace is sometimes beating Sweden in sports and "at least we're not the US lol"
I thought the only mustard I like was the kind my dad made last christmas because dad made reaaally good mustard for the christmas ham but turns out I just like mustard in general now
As someone who was a VERY picky eater as a kid, I love growing out of disliking different flavors
I've developed a liking to mustard
pleasant surprise
Another win for fire starter gang hehhehheh
Goodnight gang
I won't be going to sleep yet but you will
Laying on my side wearing a soft bra and both of my boobs are in one cup
The smirk that grows on me when I hear a first time cat owner say that their kitten will not be allowed on the bed ever
Walked in the living room, saw a pile of kibble vomit that almost missed the couch made by Luci
"Man what have we told you about eating too fast", I thought and went to fetch some paper towels from the kitchen
Came back to see him eating the pile ๐ Now he's just licking his lips all satisfied
Horrible pokewalk today, roads were not cleared, all the pokemon were being difficult, many escaped, I went through so many pokeballs, and my rival took over the gym close to me after I got home :(
I did get Rhyperior with near 3k cp so that's kinda cool, she's my strongest pokemon yet
Downloaded pokemon go again, went for a pokewalk and cleaned today
I'm so tiredddd
I hope the next time you use the toilet, there's no friction when you wipe
But if you kill yourself, our fuck ass government wins
5G shrinks your boobs confirmed
Why is it that when I play sims in online mode, all women's boobs in my household shrink but in offline mode I got big honkers
I went online for a moment, none of them had the og titties so I put them back in cas. Ok, all is good๐Went back in offline mode and suddenly everyone has GGG breasticles
