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Lagoogoo Doll

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Proud father of eight uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident

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Day after the primary, Collins is gonna open up the document hegseth handed her about him getting rejected from the Marines for his nazi tattoo and it'll be over

07.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Walter White as a Senate candidate with a full back tattoo of the celtic cross but he didn't know what he meant when he got it

07.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Star I literally responded β€œno I wouldn’t vote for Edward Norton from American history X for United States senate”

07.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This website is cooking some dubious ass food

07.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think Derek Vinyard should be a Senator either

07.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is relevant again under a day later let's FUCKING go

07.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walter White is the good guy in breaking bad because he killed an entire nazi biker gang

07.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I for one am looking forward to jasmine Crockett's bright future of blasting beefy farts #sheshed

07.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crash out day four!!!

07.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack (Official Music Video)
Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Mark Morrison

We could probably prevent a number of wars if men would listen to "Return of the Mack" daily while flexing in the mirror...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D...

07.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Mud dabber

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much for this high praise my liege

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such poetic and visually accurate words. On multiple levels.

Now we just need for #Congress and the #Senate to #ImpeachTrump

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The one on the left grew up to be big boy JD Vance meme

06.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The number is yes

06.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

06.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They're going to drop the dooce

06.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 5549 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 172 πŸ“Œ 18

These fucking guys man

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol @ announcing this after markets close on Friday

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing more endearing to people than an "i told you so" at a memorial

06.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely insane that $100/barrel brent crude by Monday is, like, an optimistic outcome.

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can AI the oil

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Graham Planter and its just Mr. Peanut with a sonnerad

05.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Candace Owens @RealCandaceO
Charlie Kirk was the first casualty of the War in Iran.
Never forget what they did to him.
8:46 AM β€’ Mar 6, 2026 β€’ 1.8M Views

Candace Owens @RealCandaceO Charlie Kirk was the first casualty of the War in Iran. Never forget what they did to him. 8:46 AM β€’ Mar 6, 2026 β€’ 1.8M Views

folks,, I am so sorry to bring this over but It’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen this week.

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 15
always sunny title card reading β€œthe gang solves the gas crisis”

always sunny title card reading β€œthe gang solves the gas crisis”

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the ballistic missile appears stationary, you gotta start hauling ass my brother

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2