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πŸ“PNW πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/him Midwesterner at heart. Begging people to lighten up a little.

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Tbf her constant anxiety that she's about to be in the bottom or that everyone hates her is annoying. Like girl you're doing well! Enjoy yourself a little.

07.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I was dying at Statler and Waldorf being big Liza fans. The two most obvious Broadway gays ever.

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a contrast I watched an original series episode with Liza Minelli and it's much funnier. The jokes are more rapid fire, more risque/darker (they make a sex/sax joke and lift up the corpse of a pig puppet into the air), and just generally more engaging.

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally got around to watching the Muppet show special with Sabrina Carpenter and honestly... I didn't think it was that good πŸ˜…

Like there's funny bits and all but it was way too self-referential for me. The jokes were all a bit too obvious and not nearly sardonic enough. It felt too Disneyfied.

07.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhh my partner and I tried those Oreos for the first time a couple weeks ago. Do you also find the smell of the blueberry/raspberry one to be really strong? (It was tasty though, albeit weirdly tangy.)

04.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you people will never make me care about Maine, a fictional setting stephen king invented to sell airport paperbacks that has become an in-joke for east coasters who don't want to say where they really went on vacation. i'd rather debate who will best represent Narnia's interests in the senate

04.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1279 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 7

Also anyone who tries to bring up shellfish or mixed-fabrics clothing in any discussion of liberal Christianity and Biblical interpretation needs to shut up before they embarrass themselves.

04.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The number of times I've seen an argument about especially gay Christians amongst (online) liberals devolve into "well they're all just hypocrites because their own 'Scripture' says that gay is bad"

04.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Add on that media/pop culture only ever seem to depict conservative Christians as "true" Christians and more liberal Chrstians as "wishy-washy"/"posers."

04.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta find a new job this cycle of panic attacks isn't healthy

04.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Started off the day with a low-level panic attack love this for me

04.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if they'll let me bet on how long it'll take a Puritan backlash to kill them.

04.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My dishwasher didn't fully clean my gym bottle so now every swig tastes faintly like scallions πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

04.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I distinctly remember the overstuffed sacks of corn and thin tortillas that were Chipotle "burritos" in the 2010s. Burrito construction is very important to me.

03.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kings Start Wars. Christians Stop Them The violence Trump has unleashed in Iran ignores what the prophets teach: War is more effective at creating orphans and widows than in delivering justice and peace.

new from me: β€œWar kills people. That’s what it does. War kills and maims and rapes and, over the whole course of history, has proven to be far more effective at creating orphans and widows than in delivering justice and peace.”

01.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Also the man was 86. I'd be shocked if there hadn't been a succession plan in place for years now.

01.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tobias and Lindsay Bluth meme:

PEOPLE HAVE TRIED ILLEGAL, VIOLENT REGIME CHANGE IN THE PAST
WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?
NO, IT NEVER DOES, 0 MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUL...
BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.

Tobias and Lindsay Bluth meme: PEOPLE HAVE TRIED ILLEGAL, VIOLENT REGIME CHANGE IN THE PAST WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE? NO, IT NEVER DOES, 0 MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUL... BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.

01.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if they did get Khameini, I hope no one's stupid enough to think that will be the end of it. The carnage of Gaza should tell us all otherwise.

28.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 18871 πŸ” 8059 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 117

When I was little, I shouted out desperately that the presidents should have to fight their own wars, in a boxing ring. Now that I am an adult, I realize that nine year old Darryl got it exactly right.

28.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Sick, evil fucking idiots. Not just monstrous but deeply stupid. The people of Iran deserve our solidarity.

28.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 964 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Pokemon 30 logo featuring Alolan Exeggutor, which looks like a palm tree with legs and with dumb faces instead of coconuts.

Pokemon 30 logo featuring Alolan Exeggutor, which looks like a palm tree with legs and with dumb faces instead of coconuts.

He's just so derpy and I love him

26.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As others have said in the thread probably bad design that it is now too expensive to fix. The smart way to do it is to strip out periods/other non-meaningful characters before you store it in your db, but Netflix et al. likely didn't do that to start, and cleaning the db now would be a nightmare.

26.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what it's like to be a person who uses the suggested friends feature on Instagram and Snapchat. How does it feel trying to make friends with absolute randos across the country?

26.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They did! Sadly we couldn't keep it!

26.02.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While we're at it move one of those Florida teams to Milwaukee

25.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dissolve them and promote the Cleveland Monsters instead. It remains a travesty that my hometown is one of the larger cities on the Great Lakes to not have an NHL team.

25.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh billboard ads for churches have been a thing for decades now. What's really annoying is the LDS or YoungLife Instagram/Reddit ads.

24.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been with guys who shamed me for a mismatch on intentions due to a lack of clarity (both mine and theirs) and it's taken a while for me to grow beyond that shame and understand it wasn't entirely fault. I hope younger gays can see this movie and learn these lessons before they get hurt.

23.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kinksters and baby gays to fall into.

I did walk away with a reinforced belief that the foundation of every relationship has to be clear, honest communication about what you both want and what you're feeling.

23.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0