Dan

Literally NO ONE wants motion photos, phone makers. If I wanted a picture that moves I would select VIDEO

Actually, they're wind turbines.

Lmao

Just found a relic of a bygone time in an old notebook

Wait so you're telling me this tactic didn't work????

The problem with Cancer Man as a villain in X Files is that the dude looks like he's never touched a cigarette before in his life

Also has there ever been a bigger tonal shift in a directors output?

Bob Odenkirk starring in a Ben Wheatley movie? Huge day for your boyfriend (it's me, I'm yr boyfriend)

I think we have a new winner.

"Heitinga as interim manager should be enough to keep us up" is an absolutely ridiculous thing to have to say

I mean yes I want to buy a Yaphet Kotto bootleg, but not like this

It's so funny to me that this is something you can buy on AliExpress

A conversation between two 7yr olds in the back of the car:

"Donald Trump is bad"

"He's killed people"

"And he kidnaps children"

Hi @robinince.bsky.social lovely show tonight, can I ask who the "what if Phillip Glass wrote a love song" musician was you played during the interval?

Thanks!

They're absolutely fine, good for lugging gear around. I had one for years for this reason.

Any car can be a problem car if it's not been looked after yknow

There are good "point and laughs" and then there's GREAT "point and laughs"

Outside a "Gentlemen's club" too

If an album is longer than 4 Minute Mile, it's too long

Bell Xabi again lad

Am I depressed or did I just need to have a glass of water

I'd challenge this. He has no talent.

Yes, I think less of you if you're still on twitter

I think it’s really time for lobby journalists to start pushing this one - saying that a native feature of Twitter is creating child pornography and asking whether they think it’s the best platform for official comms. It’s gone way, way too far.

Cheekface need to write songs for the next series of Kiff

They should invent a hairdressers that doesn't suck for an autistic person

Epstein files need a Snowden / Manning figure, don't they

The Epstein Files, everybody!

What are your hidden gems on Playstation Plus?

I need Simons to score and whip out a progress flag. Please.

Ben, if you tell me you're a spurs fan I'll subscribe to the Onion right now