Andy Smith

They've sailed round and round tasmania until everyone got dizzy

Winchester City are disappointed by Trump saying uk aircraft carriers aren't needed. Others not so much.

Toy group. The only winner that gets chosen by ability to boot the yappy little cunt in the face. #crufts

Jack Russell x pomeranian emotional support dog on crufts. How soothing must a pomeranian be?

Whats in the bedpan?

The story of the good life on ch5. Lots of margo

Italy have beaten England at rugby is less mental than Scotland have a chance of the triple crown next week tbf but still.

Or as shearer calls him: Garnachio

Lads, ive put the rugby on for the lols.

Elephant and castle....

Rosenior struggling after doing well at strasborg? Maybe Chelsea need to get a Greek manager in on loan to sit on the bench

Shearer: i said a minute ago one of their plans would be to score a goal.

Of course we all want their stupid hopes and dreams crushed but also this is very funny

Close. 30 years ago seems so long ago.

You in another decade.

Tribal gathering mid 90s

Is there anything finer than leftover curry for breakfast. *burp*

You know, you talk too much junkyard fool . I think it is a case of the werbal diarrhoea you are having.

Let down once again by a lack of knowledge around coloniam south east asia. Bah

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I'll be like a missionary to the south pacific. Desperately trying to avoid being cooked in a big pot , no doubt with slices of potato on my head

Back to Lancaster. They better have more free hotpot in the student union.

Sadly Burnley Boscombe wasn't selected for telly so we'll miss that but then a few hours in Leeds to show the boy a bit of the city on sunday before coming home.

Leeds his 2nd choice but sadly highest offer so ..

Ooh this time next week ill be in the midst of a humanitarian trip to the north.

What a song the narcissist is though.

Every fucking advert on telly these days looks like it was made by the losing team on the apprentice.

It used to be an artform

Didn't fila* remake that tracky top especially for the gig?

Hes gone full memento. Imagine the tattoos.

You're an idiot

I say post popscene. I read with interest on the Internet that it was released the same day I saw the gig in Plymouth. And what a gig it was by the way. 4 bands determined to outloud each other.

Coming on just after my bloody valentine on rollercoaster tour and Sunday night nme stage just before spiritualised Glastonbury 94.

Rollercoaster tour blur was the best blur. Post popscene. Not quite into their MLIR chops. Couldn't get pissed on in the street if they were on fire.