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He/Him Elder gay. Not sure how I survived all the stupid shit I've done. I post baked goods, book stuff, nerd shit, and occasional NSFW stuff. ๐Ÿ˜˜

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This week's baked goods.

08.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coffee cake scones

02.03.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep

26.02.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As a Pennsylvania resident I can assure you there is nothing wolf, or wolf adjacent in the state.

25.02.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of the many advantages of being my coworker is you get to eat some of what I bake.

25.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 650 ๐Ÿ” 147 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Apple cinnamon sourdough

25.02.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's Friday. #fcf

21.02.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I fear I may have a bread problem. ๐Ÿ˜†

21.02.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This t-shirt hasn't fit in years! I can also squeeze into some of my old pants. This also feels kinda like an old man picture, I know it's a Meg Man 2 t-shirt, but still. The angle. ๐Ÿ˜†

18.02.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made strawberry jam. It's delicious. I also overcame my fear of thermoshocking glass and having it explode and kill me. Victory!

16.02.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best movies ever.

15.02.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MUNA - Dancing On The Wall (Official Video)
MUNA - Dancing On The Wall (Official Video) YouTube video by MunaVEVO

New MUNA!
youtu.be/ISlZNU6WWFo?...

15.02.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chocolate chip sourdough

14.02.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Saffiyah Khan

Saffiyah Khan

I reject your premise guy

I reject your premise guy

Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione

Sweatshirt kid winding up

Sweatshirt kid winding up

The Four Horse Riders of the Revolution:
-Unbothered
-I won't debate you
-No More CEOs
-Punch Nazis (and nazi adjacent s) in the face every chance you get

14.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Nick and Tyler

Nick and Tyler

HazeHim - Michigan U

HazeHim - Michigan U

Right in front of my salad meme

Right in front of my salad meme

Thomas from Beefcake Hunters

Thomas from Beefcake Hunters

The four horsemen of gay porn:

17.01.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 201 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Amazing books! 100% recommend murder husbands

14.02.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More bread! I have a Dutch oven now. Someone sneaky bought it for me as an anniversary present. I must say I'm impressed.

14.02.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have an assigned seat on the T

13.02.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

09.02.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7348 ๐Ÿ” 2831 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I do. I didn't go the witty pun route. It's Francis.

10.02.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a lot of reading about sourdough. Still perfecting my technique. It's a delicious journey.

10.02.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love the feel of a freshly shaved head. Beard is getting scraggly. Might need to trim. Got to keep it long. Winter beard keeps the face warm.

10.02.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very tasty

10.02.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forgot to take the picture before I cut it, but cinnamon-sugar sourdough!

09.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bagels! These came out less lumpy than last time, so yay for improvement!

08.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh wait. I didn't post my last loaf. It was all holes.

07.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More bread. Less hole. (Still a big one. Just less than last time)

07.02.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was going make cinnamon rolls, but I decided I didn't want to wait for any sort of rise. I made chocolate chocolate chip drop scones instead.

28.01.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have shoveled twice so far. I figure I'm less likely to hurt myself moving smaller amounts of snow. I also have some soup simmering on the stove. Not too bad for a snowy Sunday.

25.01.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0