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I’ll be in my bedroom reading fanfics and pretending love exists | 27 | queer | 🔞 | (ed)izzy ❤️

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Hornigold 'teaching' Izzy how to evade capture, but it's just an excuse to snatch him up and pin him down and enjoy his feeble struggles. "I do believe you're getting stronger," he lies, lyingly.

06.03.2026 21:32 👍 44 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
It’s mechanical almost, the way Izzy shoves down his sweats and Ed settles on his knees between Izzy’s legs. Ed needs it, and it isn’t like Izzy doesn’t want it, so Izzy lets it happen. It’ll be good to clear both of their heads. It might be the last time they do this. They’re both looking for new places, and once they move out, they can just talk to each other through the lawyers, see each other at mediation and court dates, no more need for stilted conversation at the breakfast table and dispassionate sex because no matter how they feel about each other after so many years, they’re still there physically, still know the best way to get each other off, so they just keep letting it happen.
Instinctually, Izzy almost reminds Ed to mind his knee. It’s been better than a decade since Ed fucked it up, and he still never puts a pillow under it to begin with, never shifts his weight without Izzy’s disaproving tut or outright order to take care of himself to remind him. But Ed isn’t going to be Izzy’s problem anymore in a few weeks, and he has to learn to take care of himself sometime or spend the rest of his life with his knee creaking and popping and aching the way it does after he comes home from doing this for other men in dingy bathrooms. Maybe it would be good for Ed to hurt. Izzy bites his lip and says nothing as Ed takes his length into his mouth.
Ed chokes himself on Izzy, like he’s trying to punish himself for something, only seems to pull back enough to take a breath when Izzy grips his silvery curls and physically pulls him away. It’s intense, the way having the full focus of Edward Teach always is, and as hard as Izzy tries to make it

It’s mechanical almost, the way Izzy shoves down his sweats and Ed settles on his knees between Izzy’s legs. Ed needs it, and it isn’t like Izzy doesn’t want it, so Izzy lets it happen. It’ll be good to clear both of their heads. It might be the last time they do this. They’re both looking for new places, and once they move out, they can just talk to each other through the lawyers, see each other at mediation and court dates, no more need for stilted conversation at the breakfast table and dispassionate sex because no matter how they feel about each other after so many years, they’re still there physically, still know the best way to get each other off, so they just keep letting it happen. Instinctually, Izzy almost reminds Ed to mind his knee. It’s been better than a decade since Ed fucked it up, and he still never puts a pillow under it to begin with, never shifts his weight without Izzy’s disaproving tut or outright order to take care of himself to remind him. But Ed isn’t going to be Izzy’s problem anymore in a few weeks, and he has to learn to take care of himself sometime or spend the rest of his life with his knee creaking and popping and aching the way it does after he comes home from doing this for other men in dingy bathrooms. Maybe it would be good for Ed to hurt. Izzy bites his lip and says nothing as Ed takes his length into his mouth. Ed chokes himself on Izzy, like he’s trying to punish himself for something, only seems to pull back enough to take a breath when Izzy grips his silvery curls and physically pulls him away. It’s intense, the way having the full focus of Edward Teach always is, and as hard as Izzy tries to make it

last, pulling Ed back, digging his nails into his tensed muscle where his free hand rests just above where Ed’s fights to keep his thighs spread, it is almost embarrassingly soon that Izzy comes. 
Even once he’s finished, Izzy has to fight to pull Ed away from him, to keep him from continuing his attentions past the point of pleasure. It’s then that he looks at Ed’s face, wet with spit and snot and tears, but Ed’s eyes continue to shine more than if he were just well used, a sob welling up from Ed’s throat before he crumples and buries his face against Izzy’s thigh. 
“Eddie?” Izzy asks, half frantic, petting Ed’s hair now rather than pulling it as Ed muffles a wail against his skin.
It takes a moment for Ed to pull himself together enough to speak, although the words he manages are shaky, rough and caught in sobs. “My knee… It’s really over, isn’t it?”
As soon as Ed mentions his knee, Izzy is pulling Ed up off the floor, settling him half in his lap so the joint isn’t strained and he can get a hand on it to massage it. He stops when Ed’s tears intensify, but that just makes Ed sob harder, burying his face against Izzy’s neck and leaving him incredibly confused. “What the fuck are you on about, Edward?”
“I know we… we’re ending things… but I thought you still… you still cared… maybe you still loved me…” Ed croaks out when he can speak, “But you didn’t bitch about my knee like you always do!”

last, pulling Ed back, digging his nails into his tensed muscle where his free hand rests just above where Ed’s fights to keep his thighs spread, it is almost embarrassingly soon that Izzy comes. Even once he’s finished, Izzy has to fight to pull Ed away from him, to keep him from continuing his attentions past the point of pleasure. It’s then that he looks at Ed’s face, wet with spit and snot and tears, but Ed’s eyes continue to shine more than if he were just well used, a sob welling up from Ed’s throat before he crumples and buries his face against Izzy’s thigh. “Eddie?” Izzy asks, half frantic, petting Ed’s hair now rather than pulling it as Ed muffles a wail against his skin. It takes a moment for Ed to pull himself together enough to speak, although the words he manages are shaky, rough and caught in sobs. “My knee… It’s really over, isn’t it?” As soon as Ed mentions his knee, Izzy is pulling Ed up off the floor, settling him half in his lap so the joint isn’t strained and he can get a hand on it to massage it. He stops when Ed’s tears intensify, but that just makes Ed sob harder, burying his face against Izzy’s neck and leaving him incredibly confused. “What the fuck are you on about, Edward?” “I know we… we’re ending things… but I thought you still… you still cared… maybe you still loved me…” Ed croaks out when he can speak, “But you didn’t bitch about my knee like you always do!”

A fresh round of sobs begins again as Ed blurts out the last sentence, and Izzy can’t help but feel tears well in his own eyes at that. He does a better job of keeping himself pulled together though, cupping the back of Ed’s head and rubbing soothing circles at the base of his skull as he kisses the side of Ed’s face. “I still love you.” he assures.
Ed pulls back just enough to look at Izzy’s face at that. “You do?”
“Of course I do,” Izzy huffs, impossibly fond, “Twat.” A question remains in Ed’s eyes, and Izzy continues, “Tried to make myself not care. We’re getting a fucking divorce, Edward. You’re not mine to care about anymore.”
“I want you to,” Ed scrambles to say, pleading as he brings his hands up to cup Izzy’s face, looks into Izzy’s shining eyes. “I need you, Iz. To care about me. To love me. I know I’ve been shit, but I love you. I don’t want to lose you. We can stay together, try again, Iz, yeah?”
Izzy nods as Ed’s face blurs through the tears in his eyes. “Yeah, Eddie,” he manages, leaning in to speak against Ed’s lips, “We can try.”

A fresh round of sobs begins again as Ed blurts out the last sentence, and Izzy can’t help but feel tears well in his own eyes at that. He does a better job of keeping himself pulled together though, cupping the back of Ed’s head and rubbing soothing circles at the base of his skull as he kisses the side of Ed’s face. “I still love you.” he assures. Ed pulls back just enough to look at Izzy’s face at that. “You do?” “Of course I do,” Izzy huffs, impossibly fond, “Twat.” A question remains in Ed’s eyes, and Izzy continues, “Tried to make myself not care. We’re getting a fucking divorce, Edward. You’re not mine to care about anymore.” “I want you to,” Ed scrambles to say, pleading as he brings his hands up to cup Izzy’s face, looks into Izzy’s shining eyes. “I need you, Iz. To care about me. To love me. I know I’ve been shit, but I love you. I don’t want to lose you. We can stay together, try again, Iz, yeah?” Izzy nods as Ed’s face blurs through the tears in his eyes. “Yeah, Eddie,” he manages, leaning in to speak against Ed’s lips, “We can try.”

possessed by the spirit of edizzy inventing love again here

06.03.2026 20:55 👍 27 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0

ed about to give izzy a bj and izzy refuses to say something abt his knee bc they're divorcing...

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so now izzy is calming ed down bc he's panicking since izzy doesn't love him anymore bc he didn't say anything abt the knee...

they don't divorce.

06.03.2026 19:33 👍 32 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

modern au edizzy got married for insurance reasons except the insurance reasons were just ed not wanting to have to deal w insurance BS

06.03.2026 20:37 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

ed and izzy are kissing through the gloryhole

06.03.2026 06:19 👍 37 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
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So, due to medication and blood tests, I'm now going to be another €150 short for rent again 😓

If anyone wants to commission me for Tarot or Birth chart readings, please check my shop over at ko-fi.com/pompompastel...
Or donate any spare you may have 💕

06.03.2026 11:13 👍 7 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1
An image with several smaller illustrations of my gray and black sea cow character, Umiko, against a soft blue background. She is a manatee with a face and tummy like a cow’s, and horns on her head. The various illustrations show her swimming around and enjoying sea grass, as well as her loving her tiny manatee child, who is just as round as she is. She is so rotund…

An image with several smaller illustrations of my gray and black sea cow character, Umiko, against a soft blue background. She is a manatee with a face and tummy like a cow’s, and horns on her head. The various illustrations show her swimming around and enjoying sea grass, as well as her loving her tiny manatee child, who is just as round as she is. She is so rotund…

Sea cows 🌊🐄 #art

03.03.2026 16:29 👍 2317 🔁 1006 💬 28 📌 12

I liked his bio and the thing he said about his hair, but I also feel like he is still coming from a desperate place and seeking love in all the wrong places. His character seemed to have a really low self esteem and I don’t know if that got addressed.

03.03.2026 20:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The movie did a great job with the biker gang. I liked how it unapologetically depicted BDSM acts, and how they showed disabled people as part of the community and different body types. I didn’t like the lack of consent, communication, and how uncomfortable everything felt.

03.03.2026 16:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I saw Pillion yesterday and I don’t know how I feel about it. Overall, I would say the movie was surprisingly funny and that Harry Melling (the sub) gave a great performance, but I didn’t like the main relationship. I was expecting it to be sexy and loving, and instead it was unhealthy and sad.

03.03.2026 16:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A fashion show catwalk with Izzy doll by @imrights at the front. He wears a #HausofHands "Sickos" shirt by @disastershipblonde and blue jeans. Around his neck is a "For the New Unicorn" necklace with a unicorn charm. On his head is a headpiece made of a 3D printed ship by @meratrishoslee and a charm by @jackelineharkness. In the background, another model approaches.

A fashion show catwalk with Izzy doll by @imrights at the front. He wears a #HausofHands "Sickos" shirt by @disastershipblonde and blue jeans. Around his neck is a "For the New Unicorn" necklace with a unicorn charm. On his head is a headpiece made of a 3D printed ship by @meratrishoslee and a charm by @jackelineharkness. In the background, another model approaches.

For the final day of #OFMDollsFashion, Izzy doll and I are proud to present a fashion show with selections from #HausOfHands!

The first look makes a powerful statement... But is it about the industry? The inherent voyeurism of a fashion show? You, personally? 🤔

#dollposting 🧵1/7

01.03.2026 15:06 👍 63 🔁 22 💬 5 📌 0

Faun Izzy and Satyr Jack reporting for #OMDollsFashion fantasy day.

Faun Izzy inspired by "It Will Come Back" by @cyborgshep.bsky.social with art by @nadsdraws.bsky.social .

Satyr Jack inspired by @omgitshecklmao.bsky.social

28.02.2026 15:27 👍 42 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0
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🦄🏴‍☠️❤️ #IzzyHands

01.03.2026 15:20 👍 35 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 1

I was a big sidgeno fan before heated rivalry, and I am re-reading my favorite sidgeno fic and sometimes Sid says something that is so Shane that it trips me up. you can really see where Rachel got the inspiration from

01.03.2026 03:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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so happy to have seen you in ny! I hope we can all meet together again in the future :)))

01.03.2026 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thinking about this fandom and all the people I’ve met at conventions. I miss you all! 💛💛

23.02.2026 19:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

18.02.2026 16:03 👍 20519 🔁 6590 💬 468 📌 455

i just know ed is pissed that izzy wrote his name on stede before him lol

04.02.2026 22:52 👍 34 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
@wholemilkbitch - i know i didn't text back despite 'being on my phone for 7 hours straight' but u have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

@wholemilkbitch - i know i didn't text back despite 'being on my phone for 7 hours straight' but u have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

02.02.2026 22:45 👍 103 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0
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howl’s many faces
(tattoo flash design)

15.02.2026 17:13 👍 1787 🔁 491 💬 5 📌 1
AO3 screenshot with 5 bookmarks deleted. The bookmarks go from 2020 to 20205.

AO3 screenshot with 5 bookmarks deleted. The bookmarks go from 2020 to 20205.

I’ve never seen luck this bad. this person has six bookmarks and five have been deleted

12.02.2026 15:00 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
jim and olu on the deck of the revenge at the, i think it's the capstan? someone told me what it was and i'm like 80% sure so ty to that person, the circle thing at the center of the ship, olu looking over trying to get jim to agree that the republic of pirates is definitely not the place to be, but jim is rolling their eyes at his yelp review (our flag means death s1e4) / tealoranges garlic soup

jim and olu on the deck of the revenge at the, i think it's the capstan? someone told me what it was and i'm like 80% sure so ty to that person, the circle thing at the center of the ship, olu looking over trying to get jim to agree that the republic of pirates is definitely not the place to be, but jim is rolling their eyes at his yelp review (our flag means death s1e4) / tealoranges garlic soup

NO it's shit... it's become quite touristy, i've heard, and just not as cool anymore.... right, jim???

08.02.2026 04:40 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

02.02.2026 17:50 👍 8157 🔁 4291 💬 22 📌 22

and so itty bitty

03.02.2026 01:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do you guys ever think about how cute izzy hands is. like. he is so many things but above all he's a lil cutiepie and i'm obsessed with him

02.02.2026 19:06 👍 56 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1
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Samba's birthday bowling outing featuring rizzy/stizzy/strizzy. Pics from Samba & Rosie's socials.

02.02.2026 21:19 👍 74 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 3
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wish I can change

02.02.2026 15:46 👍 73 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 1

Ed Teach going tee-hee giggles over Jack shoving him around & Ed Teach wanting Captain Hornigold to be nice to him when he plays innkeeper. need to investigate this further 🕵️

01.02.2026 07:15 👍 40 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

will do 🫡

28.01.2026 05:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well at least that’s something to look forward for me! I haven’t read the books with the other couples

28.01.2026 04:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0