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Chester, UK. Gardening, cats

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Intentionally crudely drawn illustration of a Mothra-adjacent kaiju destroying a city. Border text reads “you are the wind beneath my wings”

Intentionally crudely drawn illustration of a Mothra-adjacent kaiju destroying a city. Border text reads “you are the wind beneath my wings”

You are the wind beneath my wings.
#art #MotivationalKaiju

09.03.2026 17:44 👍 65 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0
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"I want a name that makes it absolutely clear that we sell electronic components, not human cheese."

09.03.2026 14:57 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, a tricky one!

09.03.2026 08:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Common Toad sits motionless in the grass, staring dead ahead with a grumpy, resigned expression. Its squat, unimpressed face perfectly captures the Monday mood...tired, unbothered, and just surviving.

A Common Toad sits motionless in the grass, staring dead ahead with a grumpy, resigned expression. Its squat, unimpressed face perfectly captures the Monday mood...tired, unbothered, and just surviving.

The official face of Monday.

#MondayMotivation

09.03.2026 08:00 👍 314 🔁 54 💬 5 📌 4
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Metaflora Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!

🍂 Plant #891 🍃
I figured it out in 12 guesses!
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 104 | Avg. Guesses: 6.7

flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora

09.03.2026 07:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🐧 Animal #952 🪿
I figured it out in 9 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 223 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3

metazooa.com
#metazooa

09.03.2026 06:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

08.03.2026 10:32 👍 592 🔁 167 💬 15 📌 4
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Ever seen an x-ray of a pufferfish? Well you have now!
Join us with @arielcamp.bsky.social on Tues when we'll use x-rays, animations & digital models to learn how, despite having skin as soft as lycra and spines as hard as porcelain, the pufferfish can repeatedly inflate & deflate
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08.03.2026 13:41 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

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08.03.2026 11:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m very taken with this beautiful blue glass cup with white speckles found in Pompeii, 1st century © Parco Archeologico di Pompeii
www.alaintruong.com/archives/201...

08.03.2026 06:53 👍 132 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 2
A phallus carved into sandstone.

A phallus carved into sandstone.

It's Roman. It's in Wrexham Museum. It's a knob.
#SundayPixStone

08.03.2026 07:02 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
A row of sculpted marble heads, seen in profile. The one closest to the camera is of a woman, with soft curls framing her face. The rest are further and further out of focus as you move away from the lens, due to the shallow depth of field used.

A row of sculpted marble heads, seen in profile. The one closest to the camera is of a woman, with soft curls framing her face. The rest are further and further out of focus as you move away from the lens, due to the shallow depth of field used.

Two ancient and battered parish boundary stones, the oldest ones left in London. The one on the left is for St Clement Danes, and has an anchor carved into it. the one on the right is for St Dunstan's in the West, and has SDW carved into it.

Two ancient and battered parish boundary stones, the oldest ones left in London. The one on the left is for St Clement Danes, and has an anchor carved into it. the one on the right is for St Dunstan's in the West, and has SDW carved into it.

Black and white photograph of a row of wooden groynes heading down to the sea. The beach is pebbles of various sizes.

Black and white photograph of a row of wooden groynes heading down to the sea. The beach is pebbles of various sizes.

Part of the stone circle and ramparts at Avebury. There is a large tree in the back right corner, and sheep are grazing amon the stones.

Part of the stone circle and ramparts at Avebury. There is a large tree in the back right corner, and sheep are grazing amon the stones.

Here's your early warning for #SundayPix, it's #SundayPixStone. Show us sculptures, your favourite rock, rock formations, dry stone walls...
Remember alt text if you can.

07.03.2026 08:59 👍 15 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1
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Metaflora Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!

🍂 Plant #890 🌾
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩
🔥 103 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora

08.03.2026 06:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🦢 Animal #951 🐃
I figured it out in 10 guesses!
🟥🟥🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩
🔥 222 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3

metazooa.com
#metazooa

08.03.2026 06:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just decided to listen to Golden Brown by the Strangler and the first thought that comes into my head is Eggs Mornay.

I think I must have heard the song as I showed my parents the abomination I made in Home Economics (hard-boiled eggs in cheese sauce). Forever linked in my mind.

07.03.2026 19:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

🍃 Plant #889 🌴
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 102 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora

07.03.2026 06:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🐠 Animal #950 🐒
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
🟧🟧🟩🟩
🔥 221 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3

metazooa.com
#metazooa

07.03.2026 06:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ahh,happy memories of singing this in the vet labs with a colleague whilst plating out salmonella swabs. I did the 'take a chance, take a chance, take a, take a chance' and she did the melody #totp

06.03.2026 20:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always want to call Bez Bev and have to stop myself #totp

06.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have spent 25+ years teaching and communicating science, often to people who have little interest or knowledge of science. Have helped many prominent scientists and science institutions communicate their work to the public. Wrote this book for people who didn‘t understand / enjoy science at school:

06.03.2026 07:58 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
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Meet ‘Tous’ — an entirely new genus of mammal we identified. Here’s why it’s so exciting A plantation worker photographed this new genus of mammal in New Guinea, thought to have been dead for 6,000 years.

Meet ‘Tous’ — an entirely new genus of mammal we identified. Here’s why it’s so exciting. 🐾🇮🇩 theconversation.com/meet-tous-an...

05.03.2026 23:23 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1
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Metaflora Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!

🌴 Plant #888 🍀
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩
🔥 101 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora

06.03.2026 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🐧 Animal #949 🦇
I figured it out in 3 guesses!
🟥🟥🟩
🔥 220 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3

metazooa.com
#metazooa

06.03.2026 05:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so sorry x

05.03.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Egyptian prince Thutmose was entombed with his companion cat Ta-Miu (aka “little mewer”). Here’s the cat’s sarcophagus ~ the inscription says “I myself am placed among the imperishable ones that are in the Sky / For I am Ta-Miu, the Triumphant” (1,500 BC)

05.03.2026 06:58 👍 129 🔁 39 💬 4 📌 3
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Metaflora Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!

🌴 Plant #887 🌾
I figured it out in 9 guesses!
🟧🟧🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩🟧🟩
🔥 100 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora

05.03.2026 06:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🪽 Animal #948 🐘
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 219 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3

metazooa.com
#metazooa

05.03.2026 05:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a person is hitting a hockey puck with a hockey stick in the dark . Alt: John Wick is hitting the floor with a sledgehammer in the dark .

Colleagues in the office all discussing and eating cake. I am eating my fruit with focus, commitment and sheer will.

04.03.2026 13:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Metaflora Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!

🌲 Plant #886 🌵
I figured it out in 9 guesses!
🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 99 | Avg. Guesses: 6.6

flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora

04.03.2026 06:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🐙 Animal #947 🐘
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
🟥🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🔥 218 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3

metazooa.com
#metazooa

04.03.2026 06:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0