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Andre Kelley

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Arsenal, law, Central and Eastern Europe, sports

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07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 7657 πŸ” 2885 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 165

Turned his water into wine again?

07.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well played Walthamstow FC, well played πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½

07.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Just checking that everyone is warming up in their own half...
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07.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Have to give it to Tottenham. With their North London neighbours single handedly ruining football, Spurs are playing a brand of football that is really entertaining everyone.

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 612 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

Three goals, Jeremy? Three? That's insane.

05.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh.....when....the.....wheels.....start.....coming.. ..off...

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Phoebe and Joe meme 

Who is cheating since 2003

Chelsea

Who is sport washing PL for decade

Man City

Which racist sacked Team ladies?

Man Utd

Then, who are the villains in PL

ARSENAL

Phoebe and Joe meme Who is cheating since 2003 Chelsea Who is sport washing PL for decade Man City Which racist sacked Team ladies? Man Utd Then, who are the villains in PL ARSENAL

Arsenal πŸ”΄βšͺ

05.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fabian Hurzeler slammed Arsenal's time-wasting against Brighton but their ball in play time is above average this season Fabian Hurzeler accused Arsenal of time-wasting tactics after their 1-0 win over Brighton at the Amex Stadium on Wednesday but what do the numbers reveal about the Gunners approach this season? The ba...

Sky Sports Nick Wright debunking Hur(t)zeler's claims

www.skysports.com/football/new...

05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The use of AI to identify targets (without subsequent specific human confirmation) should be considered a war crime.

And by that I don't mean "we should make a rule" I mean that straightforward application of the existing rules would tell you that it is a war crime.

05.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1996 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 22

Somewhere @ the Arsenal marketing dept, yesterday cca 60th minute of the match: "Do you think we can win this?" "Dunno, launch the new ad, just to be sure."

05.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brighton's final shot of the game, per Opta, came with 68:28 on the clock. After that they had four touches in the box. Arsenal had nine in theirs.

I'd stand by what I said that this wasn't a good Arsenal performance in totality but it was a very good last quarter.

05.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This message deserves to be painted in metre-high letters across the frontage of Caffelatte (opposite EPP HQ). Diluting climate regulations makes life harder for businesses, and hurts European autonomy - even before you get to the climate impacts!

05.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#ECJ #AG Rantos: A bank cannot refuse to immediately refund an unauthorised transaction on the ground of gross negligence on the part of the customer πŸ‘‰ curia.europa.eu/site/upload/...

05.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Morning

05.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck Brighton. Fuck Fabian Hurzeler. Up the Arsenal. Up The Nottingham Forest.

HUGE NIGHT! ❀️

04.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
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Questions Mount Over Viral Claims of Apocalyptic Iran War Briefings in the Military A viral claim has been circulating that as many as 200 US troops were told that the war in Iran is being conducted to hasten the end times.

This is a really thoughtful follow-up on the viral military/Armageddon story from Ryan Whalen at The Debrief:

thedebrief.org/questions-mo...

04.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

He has no other option

04.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Many Americans hold contradictory opinions on the same policies Our new poll finds question wording can swing opinion by 20+ points on immigration, the budget, and transgender rights. That's a problem for people who use polls to tell politicians what voters want.

Great blog post by @gelliottmorris.com which is backed by decades of academic research. How you ask a question impacts how people answer the question!

This has important consequences for how to think about puic opinion and how to treat opinion polls. Short 🧡

04.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

When Liverpool came to the Emirates they had an xG of 0.31.

At Anfield against Arsenal, they had an xG of 0.49 and only won through a set-piece.

Liverpool did what everybody else does against Arsenal and then they call Arsenal the boring ones.

03.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I remember in the latter days under Wenger, when we were regularly bullied on corners and the press went on about how sympathetic they were to us and how much the rules needed to change to allow us not to be beaten so easily.

Oh wait, hang on, that's not what they were saying.

03.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the great theories of international relations.

1. Realism.
2. Liberalism.
3. We have never before reached the FO state of FAFO and are thus supremely confident we can keep the FA up indefinitely with no consequences whatsoever. Plus, shit exploding is great content. Let's fucking goooooo!

02.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

The only way of surviving Arsenal's title challenge is to go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

02.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

01.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 4579 πŸ” 737 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 41

Surely not, Saliba's header was goalbound.

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Winne the Pooh celebrates St. Totteringham’s Day.

Winne the Pooh celebrates St. Totteringham’s Day.

Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy…

01.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Happy St Totteringham's Day!

32 points clear with ten games left.

Never in doubt, North London is the reddest of red.

01.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

01.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4910 πŸ” 932 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 51
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