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Ben Siemon

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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him

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07.03.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's important we add Martinez to the list of innocent people murdered by ICE and covered up by lies.

07.03.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew Shia LaBeouf had been arrested for battery during Mardi Gras but I didn't know it was because of hate crimes where he battered queer people and repeatedly user the "f" slur out of homophobia. Seems like important details a lot of the headlines left out. Bro can never really be redeemed.

07.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia is helping Iran potentially kill Americans but we're not allowed to talk about it because it would make Putin sad.

07.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE NEED A WART REVIVAL.

06.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want Pixar to tell more original stories we have to support their original stories. I'll be checking out "Hoppers" this weekend.

06.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Garfield' Animated Series Ordered By Paramount+ With Lamorne Morris Paramount+ has picked up a new original 2D-animated series featuring the iconic lasagna-loving orange cat, voiced by actor-comedian Lamorne Morris.

Not sure what's going on here as I think people working on "Garfield" at Nickelodeon had been given a stop order a few months back. Does this mean they're starting again? I would love for more people in my industry to be employed. deadline.com/2026/03/garf...

06.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congress didn't authorize this war. There currently aren't troops on the ground. Not funding the war doesn't abandon brave soldiers in the field, it stops us from bombing more schoolgirls. Voting for funding endorses more lawlessness.

06.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cats looking for a bug

Cats looking for a bug

This is their "we saw a bug but we aren't gonna be good enough hunters to do anything about it" pose.

06.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Overstuffed luggage cart.

Overstuffed luggage cart.

Kristi Noem packing up her outfits.

05.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He can't outright fire her because it would highlight his terrible judgement, so he has to save face by giving her a made up job. Besides the utter humiliation she probably is getting off easy, but we must relish in the humiliation.

05.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's bonkers.

05.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much like his first term, the most famous person in the world for saying "you're fired" is too scared to tell people "you're fired."

05.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Mullin Mulligan.

05.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem to lead the Special Envoy for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

05.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump just took Kristi Noem out behind the barn then sent her to a different barn.

05.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One dumbfuck out, new dumbfuck in.

05.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reports are he's really mad she testified Trump personally approved her ad campaign. The other stuff he doesn't care about.

05.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Kristi Noem is fired it's not because her people killed innocent Americans, killed innocent immigrants, terrorized minorities and broken hundreds of laws... it's solely because she blamed a $200 million dollar ad campaign on Trump.

05.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 128 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

"Flamily is everything."

05.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously we can only see what we see, but it seemed like her dad was taking advantage of her. Perhaps she needed something like a conservatorship until she was in a better place, but not from someone like him. The public shouldn't make health decisions for someone but I just want her to be well.

05.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Britney breaks my heart. She's loved by fans from afar but never surrounded by people who truly love her & want what's best for her. Everyone in her life was looking to take advantage. She needs help. I keep hoping she can recover someday like Lindsay Lohan but I worry we're headed for tragedy.

05.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My all time fav too. The best!

05.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shame on this headline. Bari Weiss has reduced an institution to pure garbage.

05.03.2026 04:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're not at war but we can't pass a war powers resolution because that would stop the war we started only because we completely destroyed Iran's nuclear program but they were also about to have a nuclear weapon any minute now & they were going to attack America imminently based on "vibes."

04.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neelix! Now you're cooking.

04.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0