Norman Strasburg, Ph.D.

Royale with Cheese; because of the metric system.

“… walk down the street and not be harassed or murdered …”
- Abolish ICE then.

“…. or women raped.”
- Throw the J6 thugs back in jail.

It’s not difficult, Melanie. Be best.

Cool. Send Barron.

Dumb. She’s just dumb.

My name is not in the Epstein files. I’m a nobody. Jeffrey Epstein would have never been interested in meeting with me.

Satan: “True dat. Those guys school me every day of the week.”

Aide: “Sir, Iran claims to have hit the Abraham Lincoln.”

Pete: “Shit … I had a fifth of Jack Daniels here somewhere. Where the fuck is it?”

Pete Hegseth is a psychopath. He can barely keep it together. He’s tried alcohol, religion, and extreme sports to drown the many voices in his head but nothing seems to work. He’s going to snap at some point and it’s going to be pathetic and probably hilarious.

I’m glad to finally hear an acknowledgement that Rs do not share our values; that they’re not like us. I will add, that we’re better than them; that we’re decent humans and they’re garbage and, moreover, that we should treat them accordingly.

Let me finish that sentence: “… because we’re all working for Russia anyway.”

A bounty hunter is just a dumb loser who can’t get a regular job and is behind in his alimony payments. Treat them accordingly.

Losers doing the only job they’re qualified to do. Fuck ICE.

The only reason Markwayne Mullin was nominated to lead DHS is because Stephen Miller picked him. Mullin has a history of erratic behavior. He’s an ignorant dumb chud prone to outbursts of violence. Miller probably thinks Mullin is going to be even more sadistic than Noem. This is worse, not better.

Mullin is a dumb chud. He was elected because the people of Oklahoma are all dumber than him. To them, he’s a “jenius.”

“Do?” This fucking moron has the perception of a toddler. Countries are not condo towers or roach-infested motels, you dumbass.

Are you sure you will vote NO? I think you will vote to confirm if they try to persuade you in the spirit of comity and bipartisanship. I’ll believe it when I see it. Not for nothing, Mullin is a dumb chud who doesn’t even have bachelor’s degree. I’m surprised he got his plumber’s license at all.

Democrats will vote to confirm. They think they’re part of a governing coalition with the Republicans. The Republicans think the Democrats are pesky wannabe hangers-on at best.

Trump doesn’t like to be touched. That must have been uncomfortable.

He probably thinks running DHS is like playing Call of Duty. He’ll find out soon enough he’s in over his head and he’ll probably get fired as well.

Who’s gonna fuck Corey now?

I know, right?

Man, all that work to build her Mar-a-Lago face was for nothing.

Replacing one dumb cunt with another. Idiocracy is a documentary.

Barron: “Dad, am I going to have to enlist to go fight in Iran?”

Donald: “Who the fuck are you?”

Trump: “Who?”

Not all rebellions start with and explosions. Some start with mobile apps, whistles, and emergency sirens.

It’s worth a try. Unfortunately, not enough TX voters care that their state is rigged to ensure Rs remain in power. You can overcome gerrymandering but you need massive numbers to do it. About 89% of eligible voters are registered but less than 57% actually voted in 2024. You can’t win like that.

When the only place where your god exists is your own dumb head, sure; your god will do whatever you tell him to do.

I urge white nationalists to act and take him out. They’re always talking about doing that when a Democrat is POTUS.

C’mon, melanoma. Do your thing; do it fast.