My Name Is: NOT Velveeta

Look at my Slenderman horse boy

Not to be dramatic but I think this is the game I've been waiting my whole life for #TheLegendOfKhiimori

don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

to fall asleep and he'll be awake to talk while she drives but he's out in 20 minutes cause the AC was crisp and the sun coming in through the window was hitting just right and he's snoring in spite of the fact that she's got Roam by The B-52's playing near full volume while she sings along. (3/3)

with some drinks and snacks and goes "Okay goodnight I'll wake you when we stop for gas in case you gotta piss" and he's like I'm not going to fall asleep. And she's like you're definitely gonna fall asleep but it's okay I've got my music and I know where we're going. He INSISTS he's not going (2/3)

I know once Goro's FINALLY rolling with Valk and the Aldecaldos in 2079 he settles in so well to the role of passenger princess that he old man dozes while riding shotgun every time they're on a long haul trip. Valk gets him settled in (1/3)

#Cyberpunk2077 #GoroTakemura #CyberpunkOC #TakemuraxOC

The faces your BFF and her stupid roommate you hate make when they definitely weren't up to anything nefarious or 18+ when you texted and said you'd just walked into the lobby of her apartment building (You are V) #Cyberpunk2077 #GoroTakemura #CyberpunkOC #TakemuraxOC

Hnn then I suppose I shall start thinking about what particular encounter to write with them 🤔 There's the construction site rooftop...After the rooftop...The one where V walks in on them...The Arasaka Estate...The makeup sex after being broken up for two years...The honeymoon...Much to think about

Gaaahhhhh maybe I will slowly try to chip away at something 😭 I am SOOOOO terrible at it but honestly what the fuck is it about his ass that makes me foam at the mouth about the thought of throwing a tall blonde biker woman on him

Typos typos everywhere it's okay I'm too busy despairing about having a favorite OC (emotionally intelligent, affectionate, craves physical intimacy) who is the polar opposite of me (emotionally constipated, aloof, allergic to intimacy)

to endure the mortifying ordeal of writing suuuuuuper self indulgent shit and I am nothing if not firmly abstinent LMFAO

Valk and Takemura are really my only ship that is powerful enough to make me desire to write smut about them. I have written smut about them. It was hot garbage and I never wanna look at it again but 5 years on my brain is like "But what if NOW we'd be good at it..."

However that requires me to me

Need emotional support blorbos but too tired after this work week to load them uppppp 😭

Just Astarion being a cute lil wet cat

love it when he makes a face and his eyes get big and round ;-;

How I looked for the first 3 hours of my shift today when my department supervisor accidentally triggered a massive infodump about Takemura

Gonna have to ask some damn O'Driscoll's directions on how to get to Colter tf

God AND Homemade Dynamite AND Perfect Places UGH

These two mystify me cause Tom Petty has always been Valkyrie’s artist I relate to her and for Takemura by himself I've got everyone from Johnny Cash to Pink Floyd to Prince. But THEIR artist? Lorde. The Louvre is their song. But also Supercut, 400 Lux, Buzzcut Season. Mystifying.

#DustDevils

Stuck at work till 2 I just wanna go home and play the Mongolian courier plony game bro

Be the ice cube in your own deep fryer. Or some shiiiitttt

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

I post from here btw

#Cyberpunk2077 #CP2077 #GoroTakemura #CyberpunkV #CyberpunkfemaleV #StreetkidV #TakemuraxV #Takemuraromance #aesthetic #collage

I did one for GoroSuba too 🥰 💫🍙

#cyberpunk2077 #ゴロスバ #gorotakemura

I'M FINALLY GOING ON A FUCKING HIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Slandering all cheesecake because you had a bad experience isn’t fair. Do better.

I have hands to forfeit all material possessions to the Pumpkaboo

You already know wtf going on

i really like these vanilla pants
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#Cyberpunk2077 #Ludovika

The silliest goose in Night City 🤣