The Homework Ogre

vagina bones tweet

i think you're forgetting someone

sorry to be that guy but every major corp's primary target demo is children because 1) they are selling drugs and kids are easy to hook, and 2) this country barely considers children human

Hedge your bets: email every woman you know

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

"guy pretending to be British" is a Canadian archetype older than the country

Can. I've never heard anybody say the latter

who hasn't

well you knew what you were getting into when you asked Baron Zemo to supervise

theres a bunch of em

this made me cackle all the way through

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

Sounds unsanitary

it's all my legs were doing

I forgot how much work it is to stand around in the kitchen for an hour

well hello

A screenshot of a scene from the tv show Community. Dean Pelton, played by Jim Rash, enters the study room in a Tina Turneresque costume to announce daylight savings. He's wearing a silver and black tank corset and a black miniskirt. The text on the screen reads: "Why, it's time to Tina "Turner" the clocks ahead."

What's DEAN got to do with it?

Its time to Tina "Turner" the clocks ahead

Happy Daylight Savings!

e.g., this was explicitly the reason behind bipartisan support for the sale of tiktok, a huge pipeline for information to Gen Z about Palestine

Scyld and Shiela Scefing

please stop using a demographic label, originally concocted by a canadian author to describe literally just boomers, then applied by american turbocapitalist haruspices in the 90s to determine whether a middle american mall should have one knife store or two, as a load-bearing personality substitute

well you're not getting Netflix murder mystery with that attitude

seems like he should have known what he was getting into

"look it's his own fault if he kept falling on it! stab me once shame on you, stab me twice shame on me, right?"

great tales of "what happened to your thumb there?"

Fifty bucks isn't a bad deal to repeatedly stab yourself and your loved ones by accident

Maybe the FAA is Onto Something With its Fresh Air is Best Air Initiative

I'm not defending those people but the idea that art is or should be primarily didactic and virtuous is probably as old as art

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sum did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne'er saw true kawaii till this night. o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun? deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae, or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki, and i'll no longer be a capulet-sama.

"hierarchy and norms" are almost always enforced in the name of unaccountable abuse, and frequently horrific crimes

boredom is gonna get us all killed

like a toddler after a number 2