Michael “Mookie” Blaiklock

Asked my Gen Z intern to edit this for me 🤦🏼‍♂️

Barbara Broccoli who’s next Cathleen Carrots gimme a break

Jon Hamm girlfriend don’t know any of the songs at the SNL concert

How many more years left on Will Smith’s Oscar ban?

By this time next year Taylor and Travis will be kapoot. I’ll bet everything I have.

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Trump right now

Colin Jost majored in tricking the hottest woman on earth to think he’s cool at Harvard.

Don’t think I’ve gotten a new non-porn bot follower on any platform in probably two years? Loving it!!

I don't care if their official name is the "Commanders” or what the consequences are for using their old name.

I will ALWAYS call them the Washington Football Team.

The names of the actors and their character names that pop up when you pause the movie on @amazonprime.bsky.social sometimes be having spoilers in them! Twists revealed too early!! Fix it Bezo or I’ll play da bongos on ur fat bald head!!!

Does anyone know what Justin Baldoni is up to?

I’m not gonna have one of those kids that gets all excited about getting like a jar of mayonnaise for Christmas or some bullshit like that. Nope!