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Showgirl Aubrey ❀️‍πŸ”₯🏹

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Chronicles of a Sagittarius Showgirl’s melodrama

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a woman in a black dress with a dog on it ALT: a woman in a black dress with a dog on it

I can’t stop watching Sabrina Carpenter interviews and I have no regrets

09.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress is holding papers in front of a wall of white drawers ALT: a woman in a black dress is holding papers in front of a wall of white drawers

The way I’ll be forever indebted to TTPD for helping me leave a toxic relationship

And how I’ll do anything to never end up there again. Worst experience of my life!

09.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you have a therapy session so good you feel like your insides were ripped out

… clearing room for flowers 🌺

03.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you wanna be in a showgirl mood but evermore keeps creeping in

03.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond ready for relief 😭😭

03.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations Emma!!! So proud of you

03.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was apparently the ideal demographic for that ad

17.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl in a gray shirt and red shorts is dancing on a field ALT: a girl in a gray shirt and red shorts is dancing on a field

Me: I’m not really following the Olympics this year

Taylor Swift: narration and opalite promo for figure skating

Me: sets calendar IMMEDIATELY to watch tomorrow

17.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shopped till I dropped in the weekend sales

Now I just need winter to F off fully so I can enjoy my lighter, breezy fabrics ❀️❀️❀️

15.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a red leather outfit is standing in front of a wall of lights and flexing her muscles . ALT: a woman in a red leather outfit is standing in front of a wall of lights and flexing her muscles .

You know I mean business on tackling this spreadsheet when I put my hair up and pop on Britney Spears

Happy Monday, loves! πŸ”₯

09.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joy is learning the opalite music video routine with your 4-year-old niece 😘☺️πŸ₯°

08.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does everyone but me have high res clips, gifs and stills from the opalote mv

I tried to screen record it and it was all black. I am not but a fool

07.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Taylor needs to respond to Elmo

07.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yessss to Merlin!!

06.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every fiber of my being is TIRED OF SINGLE DEGREE TEMPS and SNOW

winter… we are tired 😭

06.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s live in Italy now but airs in the us tonight

06.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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THIS IS EVERYONE’S REMINDER OPALITE IS THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS AND THE AIR IN MY LUNGS

I CANT WAIT TO BE INSUFFERABLEEEEEEEEEE

05.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two women are standing on a beach at sunset with a child playing in the background . ALT: two women are standing on a beach at sunset with a child playing in the background .

Amidst the arctic tundra with no end in sight…

My Saturday morning activity has been planning a luxury tropic vacation won’t be taking… just for a mental reprieve 😭😭

31.01.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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taylor swift and selena gomez are sitting in a crowd of people at a concert . ALT: taylor swift and selena gomez are sitting in a crowd of people at a concert .

I’m not a big drinker but never commit to dry January, anyway

Anyhow… today’s news requires alcohol

27.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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taylor swift is wearing a black tank top and red lipstick and smiling . ALT: taylor swift is wearing a black tank top and red lipstick and smiling .

Time to eat my weight in guacamole

Thank goodness for football

25.01.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really did! I can’t believe we’re at the afc/nfc championships already

I don’t want it to end 😭

25.01.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am soooo ready for NFL. Need this!!

25.01.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DHS will have it.

Hopefully any video is preserved for the state of MN to review

25.01.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning loves!

The snow is peaceful, my candles are lit and I’m not going anywhere.

My heart hurts, tho. Sending love to all the good ones whose hearts are also very heavy atm. I love you 🀍

25.01.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gaslighting campaign out in full force this morning

Tells you they know ICE f’ed up big time

25.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fire is catching
And if we burn
You burn with us

24.01.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What movie? I think I’m gonna put on devil wears Prada to lose my anxiety 😭

25.01.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

suddenly they soon they all hate guns 😭

25.01.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just had another and I’m sober

Maybe I should drink. What a messed up time we live in

25.01.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea it wasn’t a hey! I’m at a party and buzzed I’ll have a cig

It was β€œomfg give me one of those” reviewing current events

24.01.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0