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Ahmed Amer

@ahmedamer

Computer scientist & engineer. Enthusiastic about systems, data storage, ethics, computing tech history, policy & philosophy. (and purveyor of painfully bad puns)

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What is finer than desert power?
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dust might

#badpun

16.10.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Greening AI
Greening AI YouTube video by Markkula Center for Applied Ethics

Recording of one of the fantastic presentations we had as part of our Nov. conference at SCU. Grateful to @renshaolei.bsky.social, Benjamin Lee, & Emma Strubell for their many insights, and to @ahmedamer.bsky.social for moderating: youtube.com/watch?v=z8g-... #ethics #AI #tech #engineering #highered

09.05.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it with threads!". has Now problems. two he

11.01.2025 04:07 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

I apologize. That was bordering on abominable.

20.11.2024 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did not Bertrand Russell say: β€œWe know very little, and Yeti’s astonished we know so much”?

20.11.2024 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt was his first day. His first day starting a new life as an educator, but he couldn’t help himself. He’s still a pirate. He walks in on his data science class, and the first words out of his mouth …”
β€œWhat?”
β€œRrrr be the language we use today!”

#badpun

20.11.2024 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIs it true that an FBI patella can grant wishes?

You see, I’m sure I heard that a g-knee grants wishes.”

Neither my best pun, nor (shockingly enough) my worst, but I figured I’d try to inspire a smile (or just a moment of silly distraction) with my first post.

16.11.2024 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0