Vexus

It's funny because I've been thinking about replaying it recently.

AAA dev flowchart

Make game > did it outperform fortnite in one week? > give up

I don't care how uninteresting the game looks, I really don't think we should be hoping for or celebrating games that fail.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

We’re just innocent men

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

And I'd invite her over again!!!

Leon from Resident Evil 4 kills a plague knight, laughs and says “Nighty night, knight.” He then yells to Ashley up on the ledge “DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID” and she replies flatly “I heard it, Leon”. It was very funny pun.

posting old comics hoping people will find me again

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

I hate how much this is me lol

Patches @mostly_cheese OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers DETECTIVE: dear god OFFICER: most likely yes

i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

I'm not gonna like, that PW comic makes me lose my shit every time I see it. It's just too funny

I always meant to play Kena. Might have to get to that now

Ya know, talking about Arkham Origins, I feel like i didn't see anything positive about the game until Suicide Squad and Gotham Knights came out. And now I'm fascinated with the phenomenon of people reevaluating former "worst entries" when something new that even slightly sucks comes out.

That's understandable! I feel like I've let that happen to me more than once over the years. It's pretty easy being convinced when the consensus is so overwhelming. And with Arkham Origins, I don't know if i even heard a positive voice about it until the past couple of years.

The technical side was pretty fiddly, but I enjoyed it back when I played it. The game has some pretty neat boss fights and I thought a lot of the gameplay was more of what everyone wanted. I have a couple issues with story, but as a game it is very much not the horrible thing people said it was.

Ugh, I need to figure out a game to play. Finished with Powerwash Sim last night, but now I'm at a loss again on what to play.

Same here! I know a lot of it was for its technical state, but I also could have sworn people just didn't like it in general.

A yellow "caution wet floor" standee. The bottom is flared so it looks like a banana peel.

Standee, deployed

This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

The vast majority of investors are unbelievably, breathtakingly gullible people.

Still from Sherlock. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up the words "Liberty Bell Fraternite Pattern Liberty" in front of him.

Still from The Good Doctor. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up medical info in front of him.

Still from Stranger Than Fiction. Him using his Mind Palace powers to conjure up the words "1 bowl, 1 spoon, 2 forks, 3 cups" in front of him with accompanying icons.

The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.

Absolutely love slop as a word, such a great descriptor for something that is useless and with no value. But man, I just know the conservatives are gonna try and claim that word for some bullshit or other at some point.

"The core narrative and gameplay experience remains identical" AdHoc reassures Dispatch players on Switch as it confirms Nintendo platform versions are censored Dispatch is gearing up for its debut on Switch later today, however there will be some censorship differences on Nintendo's consoles.

FYI the Nintendo Switch's eShop is a wasteland of hentai/gooner slop (and parents should not let kids run wild browsing the eShop without guardrails). But the same content standard somehow doesn't apply when sexuality between consenting adult characters is portrayed in the fantastic Dispatch. Cool.

Hahaha, I'm inclined to say housework because of that, but then again, I dunno either.

Are you having fun? If yes, date. If no, housework.

tweet that says "DRIVING IS A BATTLE OF WILLS BETWEEN YOUR DESIRE TO SAFELY REACH YOUR DESTINATION AND THE CARS DESIRE TO HAVE A GLORIOUS DEATH ... THIS IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC, OR HEAVEN FORBID, A "SELF DRIVING" CAR"

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