You grab the button and slap it against the mysterious hole in the wall
It’s seems to not do much besides making the wall more festive
The room now full of jolly spirit.
As you appreciate the cheerfulness of this now decorated wall the room is filled with a green light coming from the machine
>_
Such machine deserves a fitting name
And the only name you can think of, with reason, is VLAD THE INHALER
Sadly Vlad still looks like it’s screaming and gathering dust instead of inhaling it.
>Pick up the button and try pressing it against the hole in the wall
You tape the googly eyes to the roomba
A lot more friendly now!!!, looks like it’s screaming all the time tho…
Oh well, at least now it can see too!
Might as well name it while you are at it
What should you call it hmmmm
>_
You decide to open the door on the left wall
As you open the closet a pair of googly eyes falls on the floor along with some tape
With them a roomba also falls to the floor
Maybe this is the secret to the pristine carpet outside
On the opposite of the room the machine is still stuck loading
>_
You rush to the machine, wondering what information it holds
You sit in front of it just to be greeted by a … green loading screen?
It sure is taking the sweet time to load whatever is in this tin-can, and best of all, I feels like it’s stuck
𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚
>_
You decide that the best course of action is to press the button where it landed, so you do that!
You walk up to it, crouch press it, and nothing seems to happen…
What a waist of time, you don’t even know where you managed to get a coin to launch it!
Oh wait, what was that noise?
>_
With your destructive tendencies you decide that yes!!!
Let’s jam a coin underneath the smaller red button!
What could go wrong??
You watch in spectacle the red button jump off and bounce out of the room into the soft not so pristine carpeted floor.
Annoyed with you life decisions you frown
>_
You remove the big button from the machine
There is now a ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʳᵉᵈ ᵍˡᵒʷᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵒⁿ !!
It’s not as impressive as the big red button but it would feel amazing to just smash it
You feeling it? Aren’t you?
It’s calling you again, with its tiny cute squishy aura
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 !!!
>_
You look around for a switch of some kind but fail to do so
From the corner of your eyes you do spot a red glow coming from the machine
There’s a >>BIG RED GLOWING BUTTON!!<<
You wouldn’t pass an opportunity to press it wouldn’t you?
It’s like it’s calling you
YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE!!
>_
You try to see what is going on on the other side
There seems to be someone looking at a screen??
It’s very hard to make out
But that’s a good sign.
Maybe they can help you if you reach them.
The lights on the other room go out and it’s impossible to see a thing now.
>Find a light switch
You throw the nails at the wall like ninja stars to try and make more nail shaped holes
Sadly the nails do what they are supposed to do and stay nailed to the wall
Bummer
You are now item-less
>look through the hole
It’s hard to see into the room, maybe there’s a light switch?
In the darkness you spot to your right a machine that looks powered off.
To the left there seems to be a closet in the wall.
In front of you some light invades the room from a tiny hole
Sadly no more decrepit hammers were found.
>_
SLAAAAAAY~
>check the room for another hammer. Or anything else useful
You spot a door with a tiny hole
Maybe the nail must have gone there
Time to follow it and see where it takes you
Problem, the door seems to be locked
You proceed to keep on remodeling the building by doing a graceful dropkicking maneuver on the door landing in a nonchalant way
>_
You decide to scratch a very cool S on the window with one of the nails
You also think that the wall is probably fake, so you decide to push it with your paw
To your surprise, the building is made of building
>attempt to open one of the doors. If that fails, attempt a careful dropkick maneuver
Looking inside you can make out vague shapes and a door
A lamp hangs from the ceiling
You wonder what’s inside that room
Can’t see any light switch, but to be fair it’s pitch darkness inside
Maybe go around and see if you can find a way inside the room
Maybe you will find the nail too
>_
This is the dumbest idea you've had since you have come to your senses!!!
STUPID STUPID STUPID.
And yet the the fluffy texture of the pristine carpet…
It beckons.
>Fuzz: Look out the window
You walk outside of the room
It seems you are now on a corridor
To the right there’s a window.
In front of you there’s 2 doors.
To your left there’s 1 door, the corridor continues past it.
As you step out you notice the floor is carpeted
That looks like hell to clean if it ever gets stained
>_
I guess a little more destruction is fine, fits the theme of the room
Let’s call it remodeling
The door disintegrates along with the old hammer
You can now walk out of the room
Be careful to not step on the debris
You are now holding 3 nails only
>_
You sneeze hard on the nail and it flies at mach speed from the palm of your paw
It goes straight though the wall and leaves a small hole behind
You are now holding 3 nails and you managed to make the room slightly more ventilated
Should be good for when the humid weather hits
>_
You are now holding the decrepit hammer and rusty nails that were in the corner of the room
Should be careful with these or they will crumble in my paws just by sneezing on them
>_
You look at the window and notice it’s closed.
Well, might as well open it and check out how it looks outside
…
Oh…
>_
Fuzz… fuzz?
Oh yeah fuzz, that’s right!
Now… to figure out where you are.
To the left you see a door, in front of you a window.
You notice too in the corner of the room some nails and a hammer on the floor near a broken baseboard.
The room looks very empty and cramped.
What do you do?
>_
A creature stands in the middle of an unknown room confused.
They don’t remember what they are doing there or how they got there.
To the left of it there’s a door and in front of them there’s a window.
The creature tries to remember their name but struggles.
What was it again?
>_
Maybe we shouldn’t focus on starting from where it ended…
…
It has been quite some time…
Maybe lets start with a new vessel but still remember the rules of this universe left drifting in time
Now, to put ink back in a white canvas and give it life
Lets start cleaning the workshop, shall we?
Very dusty over here
Lots of papers and disorganised ideas trying to connect them with a very thin thread to one another
Maybe it doesn’t really matter how much sense they make stringed together as long as the journey was worth it…
Where were we…
