Harry Wood

Do we think the Pope got his Italian Beef dipped or dry? Was he a Gino's East or Lou's guy? White Sox or Cubs? Surely all of these questions were asked during the Conclave but the public deserves to know.

Emilia Perez is still leading the pack in awards season gaffes but sending this email the day after the actual Pope went into the hospital has the potential to be an all-time banger