And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'
Itβs meant to say NOEL but someone keeps rearranging the letters π‘
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Sorry for driving my car through the Natural History Museum I am just a bit on the spectrum
where's Assad
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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So much yet uncrenellated... π
Aw - thanks! You too
βNothing ventured, nothing gainedβ I sigh contentedly while venturing nothing.
Do not use duct tape on ducts. A 1998 experiment that tested various methods for sealing a duct found that "of all the things we tested, only duct tape failed. It failed reliably and often quite catastrophically".
my golden retriever brings me her toys & whines. i thought she was playing so id toss them, but it would make her whine more. today my vet said she has sympathetic pregnancy & she believes her toys are her babies. i have been throwing her babies. she has watched me yeet her children across my house
Is there a way I can use this stone to befriend two birds instead?
Four late Iron Age combs, carved out of animal bone, from Dorset
Four late Iron Age decorated carved bone combs from Maiden Castle hillfort #Dorset
Recovered during the 1934-7 and 1985-6 excavations
Simple, but utterly gorgeous π
Now on display in the brilliant @dorsetmuseum.bsky.social
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Each time I stop at temporary traffic lights I remember when my daughterβs boyfriend insisted they were βadvisory onlyβ
[using a money clip to hold my kraft singles]
Rievaulx Abbey, North Yorkshire England UK
places a bean bag chair in between a rock & a hard place
Cat got my tongue and eyes and nose and it's running around with my face saying "how do you do" to the neighbours in its most unsettling version of my whisper.
Letβs run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
Just hitting me that Iβve never actually seen a bear eat porridge. Much to consider.
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner
(recalling the teletubbies) boy, those little bastards could dance
Ever since we gave βMegalopolisβ a one-star rating, Adam Driverβs freckles have infested our home and terrorized our family.
taking some much needed time online
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However, this assessment is seemingly predicated on a random ratio of boys to milkshake without adequate statistical evidence, as my
earlier argument makes clear
Cartoon of two people, one holding a Henry Hoover, the other a leaf blower. The nozzles meet in the middle. Caption: When vacuum cleaners and leaf blowers fall in love
